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Brandon · #1

So I agreed (through guilt) to go on a date with the daughter of one of my dad's co-workers. I had only met her once in 2001, and she was both unattractive and weird.

I really don't want to do this.

da blob · #2

that's what doggy style's for.

Brandon · #3

Dear God no.

Helm · #4

Seriously, have sex with her. It's going to benefit you as an existentialist.

Brandon · #5

And then she gets attached and starts stalking me.

Helm · #6

haha it's great that you're already talking logistics.

Brandon · #7

Always prepared.

James · #8

This is gonna be one of those things, where she's really hot now, but she holds it against you that you thought she used to be ugly so you can't get no play.

da blob · #9

also known as : "The Lowering Of The Standards"

Brandon · #10

If that's true I'll weep like a woman.

She definitely hasn't changed in weirdness, though. She hasn't heard of Dodgeball. How the fuck can you be connected to the word at large not hear about that movie? Does she live in a cave? On Mars? With her fingers in her ears and her eyes shut?

Emu · #11

I dunno, man, they didn't advertise it very much.

Royal Tenenbaum · #12

Plus, it sucks.

The fact she hasn't heard about it makes her cool.

Brandon · #13

I'm not defending the merits of the movie, merely how widespread its advertising has been.

Would you still consider her "cool" if I told you that she's only vaguely heard of Spongebob Squarepants?

EDIT: DON'T ANSWER THAT, YOU SMARTASSES.

Snatchtastic · #14

this thread is

Terra · #15

The next thread from you is one where you'll be bragging that you got "sum," your were awesome and you left her begging for more. You'll be strutting around here like your some Gladiator but deep inside you'll be so thrilled you got to touch the trim that you'll shit your pants every time you think about it.

Just see if I'm not right.

ArrowX · #16

Once again....RAPE THE BITCH! RAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING

agroskaterik · #17

Once again,

Brandon · #18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra

The next thread from you is one where you'll be bragging that you got "sum," your were awesome and you left her begging for more. You'll be strutting around here like your some Gladiator but deep inside you'll be so thrilled you got to touch the trim that you'll shit your pants every time you think about it.

Just see if I'm right.

Doubtful, Shitstorm. I'm not really interested in getting "SUM" from this one.

Pyorrhea · #19

rape her, then procede in the ritualistic decapitation of her and parade it around your house.... FRENCH REVOLUTION STYLE!!!

Terra · #20

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtificialBrandon

Doubtful, Shitstorm. I'm not really interested in getting "SUM" from this one.

No?

Oh well.

I hope it goes quick for you, man.

pjalne · #21

She's not weird, she's different and misunderstood and different from all the other girls. And she's really hot once you pull her hairband off and remove her glasses.