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Old May 26th, 2003, 06:02 AM       
OMNIPOTENCE, OMNIPRESENCE, AND OMNISCIENCE

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Old May 26th, 2003, 06:47 AM       
I'd like to be a 40-foot tall robot. I'd like to be red and angry and on fire. Laser eyes and napalm breath.
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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:22 AM       
1) the ability to controll all matter including my own in a 200 foot radius, so I could make myself invulnerable, or create kickass weapons out of thin air. plus the knowledge how to.
2) telekinesis
3) super strength
4) phasing.

I'd kick all of your asses MUAHAHAAUAHAHAahAUaahcurgherugeruhgeee........ahem ....no I wouldn't.

we could fight crime.
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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:33 AM       
I don't think you even know what phasing is

I came up with better superpowers

1. Split Second Rock Star/Superhero Transformation

2. Power to dissolve into water

3. Have metal coils connecting my limbs and neck

4. Be able to replicate myself on command



Actually I like my first set better.
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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:36 AM       
HOLY SHIT

http://www.psipog.net/media/video/peebrain00.avi

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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:36 AM       
the phasing I mean is the process of making your atoms vibrate in such a manner so that they can go through the atoms of other objects without causing harm to yourself.


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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:39 AM       
That's not how phasing would work.


P.S. You make lame jokes/insults
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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:41 AM       
yes that is how phasing would work.

and your attempts at humour are absolutely terriffic.
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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:44 AM       
THAT'S IT I'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN
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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:48 AM       
YEAH! YOU GO AND LEAVE!
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Old May 26th, 2003, 11:45 AM       
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Old May 26th, 2003, 11:48 AM       
in this thread we are telling each other what superpowers we'd have if we could have 4.

and for the love og GOD! Please don't post a "Hi, I'm new" thread, you will get bashed for doing so.
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Old May 26th, 2003, 11:51 AM       
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Old May 26th, 2003, 12:52 PM       
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2. Shit out gold.
Wouldn't the weight of the gold cause a tear in your intestinal wall, causing you to die of internal bleeding?
After 10 seconds of leaving my body it would turn to gold.
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Old May 26th, 2003, 01:47 PM       
SPECTRE X IS GOOD WITH JOEKS

Fuck you Spectre X. My "Impossibles" reference was great
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Old May 26th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
SO ARE YOU!
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Old May 26th, 2003, 02:04 PM       
For your sake, please shut up.
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Old May 26th, 2003, 02:26 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2003, 02:36 PM       
In a manner of speaking. Everyone who reads your posts owns you.

If you wanna start something, let's take it to the Mock Wars. If you don't, then stop going off topic.
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Old May 26th, 2003, 02:42 PM       
you clearly didn't notice the sarcasm in my last post did you?

anyway, very well, MOCK WARS!
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Old May 26th, 2003, 09:44 PM       
I want to be able to make people shit their pants on command. That way if I saw some girl at a bar and she was talking to some other guy I could make him shit his pants and he wont be able to hide it and she would talk to me and mention that some guy just shit himself and I'd be all like "wow thats fucked up".
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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:18 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:33 PM       
Where's the fire breath?
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Old May 27th, 2003, 05:27 PM       
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