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[MrAdventure]

holy sh*t

[Marc Summers]

It's been posted like twice :/

[GADZOOKS]

Hey Marc Summers, you don't have the pedigree to give Mr. Adventure (who hasn't been online for almost a year) shit.

Mr. Adventure, I would like to know what kind of animalYOU would make in this game?

[MrAdventure]

well seeing as how a good person will want the things around them to reflect their best personality traits i have decided that the first thing i will make shall be the perfect gentlemen

in order to make the perfect gentlemen it must have a lot of legs and limbs for making bows and the taking of personal effects from people who happen to need a hand at the time

also it will have two mouths one for laughing politely and making small conversation while the other makes sure to take in the proper nutrition during meal times

i will also have to make it tall to shelter those less fortunate from the rain and as a consequence i will have to wear an extra large dinner jacket that will excel at covering puddles

and i guess if thats not possible (though it darn well should be) ill probably wind up giving a sharp set of jaws to something fairly phallic

what kind of animal would you make gadzooks!

[GADZOOKS]

I'm not sure but If I see any creatures in the universe who look like big eyed anime characters made by anime fags, oh man, they are in so much trouble that hiroshima and nagasaki will look ridiculous.

[MrAdventure]

if i find even a speck of an*me or orcs or elves its gonna be all out war even if it means dropping each individual onto a little moon with no atmosphere

[executioneer]

and then punching them

[MrAdventure]

i gotta say though im wondering just how well it is gonna play

obviously the big draw is the versatile creature creation, but the demo movie crammed so many styles of gameplay into such a short time that im kinda worried about how much each is going to be developed

im still pretty positive on the whole though simply because this isnt some peter molyneux project its a will wright project

[BlueOatmeal]

Your so right Mr. Adventure. I would trust Will Wright with my life quicker than I would trust Peter Molyneux with something less important.

Will Wright actually cares about the games he makes and doesn't hype the fuck out of them with false promises of game features that he just didn't have enough time in the 28 years of game development to implement. Every game Peter comes out with makes me think that Dungeon Keeper was a fluke.

[the_dudefather]

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal

Every game Peter comes out with makes me think that Dungeon Keeper was a fluke.

my thoughts exactly, i REALLY like dungeon keeper (played though it like 5 times) but the likes of fable, black and white and the movies were (just) good, but nowhere near as good as peter molyneux's saint-hood would suggest

[ArrowX]

I just can't wait to create a race whose physical existance is a curse. Like a triped with arms coming out of his ass and 30 eyes and a mouth on the top of his skull.

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by MrAdventure

well seeing as how a good person will want the things around them to reflect their best personality traits i have decided that the first thing i will make shall be the perfect gentlemen

in order to make the perfect gentlemen it must have a lot of legs and limbs for making bows and the taking of personal effects from people who happen to need a hand at the time

also it will have two mouths one for laughing politely and making small conversation while the other makes sure to take in the proper nutrition during meal times

i will also have to make it tall to shelter those less fortunate from the rain and as a consequence i will have to wear an extra large dinner jacket that will excel at covering puddles

and i guess if thats not possible (though it darn well should be) ill probably wind up giving a sharp set of jaws to something fairly phallic

what kind of animal would you make gadzooks!

There's no way I'm topping that.