Need a place to stay - 2 Nights
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Reply to:
anon-52102230@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-12-12, 4:14PM CST
Hello. I’m a native of Indianapolis and I’m coming to town on business. It so happens that my company fucked up my travel card account (fucking logistics fucks) so I’m either out on my ass or sleeping in my rental. And BTW, thanks to Ron in travel for going the extra mile to fetch me an economy car. Asshole.
Anyway. I’m very clean, neat and respectful. I boast a very extraordinary palate (I can tell you the 8 best tasting crackers to accompany canned cheese) and my socks don’t smell too horrible when I remove my loafers.
I lived in Irving for 2 months before my sister moved to Anchorage to escape the sun. I was working the assembly line at a Pimento factory.
I’ve posted on DFW's CL a couple times, namely about Missed Connections with gender-benders on the bus and a personal favorite Rant & Rave entitled, “Hey, I Like the Taste of Paste! Take That Back!”
Basically, I know what’s it like to live in the area so we’ll have plenty of fun stories to share. There was this one time when I was walking around downtown FW wearing nothing but chaps and a pancho… Well, I’ll save that gem for when I’m at your place. Do you have a fireplace? Can you guys play Euchre?
I’m not a republican, but if you want we can get out our six shooters and cap pictures of famous liberals.
I’m sure I’ll like your home. Don’t feel like you have to clean the bathroom. I probably won’t shower. I’ll just bunch up the bath towel and bathe in a bottle of British Sterling. You’ll never know the difference. I would appreciate it if there weren’t pubes on the toilet, though. That's just rude.
We’ll have a good time. I have a list of references.
this is in or around Cultural District (_x_)
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