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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 01:02 PM        The new Uwe Boll epic
Dungeon Siege trailer is out. Its so laughable and sad at the same time. Why Ray Liotta? Why?

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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 01:11 PM       
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RWS Has just signed a deal with infamous German film director Uwe Boll to inflict POSTAL on Hollywood! That's right, UWE BOLL. Got a problem with that? Tough shit. In what may well be a unique twist, RWS will be intimately involved in the creative side of the production, consulting on the script and bitchslapping Uwe on a daily basis to ensure that the cinematic version of POSTAL lives up to the insane hilarity of the original.

So stop yer cryin' and start thinking about how OUR videogame movie is going to mash the heads off of all the other videogame movies with a shovel and piss down their collective neck holes. Besides, it can't possibly be any worse than Doom...
Uwe could use a good bitch slapping.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 01:11 PM       
what the hell happened?!?
to all the bastards that make video game movies:
godamnit, stop making video game movies. you are ruining games we love. in fact, kill yourself. i'll show you how:
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 01:18 PM       
You are not welcome in this thread mmcdsuhsk. Please leave and leave the emoticons at the front desk thank you.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 01:29 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 01:34 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 01:36 PM       
yes i do. bitch, bitch, ho, ho, fuckity fuck fuck.
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 02:05 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 02:08 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 02:20 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2005, 10:25 PM       
that site has info on THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA, which is a cool movie. I just don't understand uwe boll. i know about the loop holes in german tax laws, and how they arnt there any more. I'm hoping he can't make anymore movies, and i know that there isnt anyone forcing me or anyone else watch his movies, but it sucks that this guy can be money when other, more creative film makers have to sign their sould away to even get a shot.
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Old Nov 25th, 2005, 02:46 AM       
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Old Nov 25th, 2005, 04:49 PM       
Oh god. This movie is going to be 4 hours long and will propably be released in two parts. FOUR FUCKING HOURS.
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