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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 12:47 AM        I-MOCKERY'S CLUB PACK #2 IS NOW SOLD OUT!!!
I'm happy to announce that we've finally got Club Pack #2 ready to go! The first club pack did quite good, and I think this one is going to do even better. Why? Well in addition to all the fun of the last pack, the answer is quite simple...


PICKLE HATS!

That's right, I was finally able to get enough Pickle Hats together so that anybody on I-Mockery who wants one can have one. Of course, supplies are limited, so it's first come first serve. In addition to the Pickle Hats (which come with instructions!), Club Pack #2 will come with our 2nd newsletter, 2 stickers of our brand new logo (not available for sale on the site), ALL the secrets to Domo-Kun's Angry Smashfest, and a toy surprise that may or may not tell you a little more about yourself than you care to know!

So with that being said, I hope you all enjoy the new club packs along with the Pickle Hats. As usual, thanks for helping support I-Mockery!

ORDER YOUR I-MOCKERY CLUB PACK #2 WITH PICKLE HAT TODAY!
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Club

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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 01:39 AM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:25 AM       
someone need to make better quality pickle hats, those cardboard ones look cool, but don't look very durable...

I'd buy the pack if I wasn't poor
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:29 AM       
Durable? They're definitely durable enough. I've been wearing the same Pickle Hat since I first started wearing it on I-Mockery. It's still good as the day I put it on. As long as you read the instructions it comes with and don't go swimming with it, you should be fine.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:35 AM       
I'm just thinking it would be nice to have a plastic one, kind of like a bicycle helmet...

It would be cool to go swimming in a pickle hat. Everyone with money and a job should buy this Pack.

That hat your wearing does look pretty shiny.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:37 AM       
Are the pickle hats one size fits all or adjustable? I'd hate to get one and not be able to put it on when my head is too big for it.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:39 AM       
Yes, the Pickle Hats are indeed adjustable. You set them to fit your head. It's all explained with the instructions.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:41 AM       
don't bother explaining this to heathens...
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:42 AM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:43 AM       
I-Mockery's Club Packs are always 5 bucks (or 6 bucks for international orders)
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:45 AM       
Count me in.

You take Money Orders, right?
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
Spiffy. And yes money orders are fine. All the payment details for both online and snail-mail orders can be found here
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:52 AM       
Cool. I love getting stuff in the mail.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:54 AM       
If I can find enough cash, i'll definately buy it!
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 03:29 AM       
He forgot to mention the best part: I got to write a little snippet for this club pack.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 03:30 AM       
Shh! We want them to buy the pack Boogie! That's not gonna help sales!
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 03:48 AM       
Great, one more dent in my obscenely small paycheck.
Oh well. Sounds like fun.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 04:34 AM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 06:10 AM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 06:20 AM       
GAWD DAMN ROGER!!!! F- you with a giant rubber dick! This is scarier than infomertials on TV. Damn it, it's like I HAFTA BUY THESE USELESS GINSU CHICKEN KNIFE AND NOW I NEED A FUCKING PICKLE HAT. Both are inane and virtually useless but GOD DAMN i NEED A PICKLE HAT, no I fucking don't... YES i FUCKING DO!!!, no i don't YES MUST HAVE. BAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THERE IS NO FREE WILL IN THE WORLD OF CONSUMERISM.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 07:08 AM       
Ehhhhhhxcellent...

Naturally, I expect photos from all of you who buy this club pack so I can put up a Pickle Hat gallery on I-Mockery for our satisfied club members.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 07:10 AM       
A-hahaha!!

I just ordered a pack!

I take it everyone at the summer mock-meet will need a hat too? Then we could all roam around town in a big mob of pickle-hat goodness!
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 07:12 AM       
Haha... that many people walking around town, all wearing pickle hats would be... scary.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 08:08 AM       
You do realize that most of us are now a pair of Wacky Space Guy Goggles away from being a clone of Rog.

Pretty soon he'll start running hypnotic pop-up ads on the site telling us to assemble in Richmond as his Legion of the Damned. And then...

Oh well. I placed my order.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 09:10 AM       
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