She has

[Big McLargehuge]

Porcelin perfect coffee cream skin, and eyes so deep and dark that they make me want to say every cliched thing ever said about eyes, i want to claim that i get lost in them (i do) and i know that hopeless romantic is just another way of saying that you are too much of a sissy to ask a girl out and will probably die alone, but that is how i feel.


how do i ask a girl like that out, without sounding like a stalker or the obsessive weirdo that i am?

[Perndog]

...herpes. But seriously, folks.

How do you ask out a goddess? Treat her like she's not one, like she's completely average and you're just interested enough to give her a shot. Treat her well but don't kiss her feet.

And the best line of advice I've ever heard: once you've got her just a little interested, take one step back and she'll take two steps forward.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

GIVE HER A VALENTINE DAY CAD WRITE POEMS ON IT!!! :D

[Big McLargehuge]

TAHT WOULD MAKE ME SEME CREPEY :ROLLYEYES

[MisSFiT]

Originally Posted by Perndog

...herpes. But seriously, folks.

How do you ask out a goddess? Treat her like she's not one, like she's completely average and you're just interested enough to give her a shot. Treat her well but don't kiss her feet.

And the best line of advice I've ever heard: once you've got her just a little interested, take one step back and she'll take two steps forward.

Good advice.
Just ask her, don't seem to obsessive. Just casually say "Would you like to go out for a drink/coffee sometime"
But strike up a conversation first and find out a little bit about her.

[Studio8]

I agree that this is good advice, but I think you should almost demand that she go somewhere with you.

Like-
"I think you should go with me to get lunch or get groceries or whatever." It sounds cool and confident. After that, DON'T FUCK IT UP.

[Dole]

Just punch her hard in the face. Works every time.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Damn! You stole my line, Dole!! Shit...always a minute too late...

[Brandon]

Try squeezing her tits. Chicks get really turned on by that.

[Dole]

Especially whilst being punched hard in the face.

[GarishBitch]

a little crisco smeared on her face...you won't be saying that crap about porcelin skin.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh, fuck it....just kill her and have your way with her corpse.....saves time and money that way.

[Dole]

Thats it, defile her corpse in a variety of athletic and aggressively unpleasant ways, whilst liberally smearing it with your own defecate.

Let us know how you get on, and best of luck!!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I don't know about you, Dole, But I feel like we've done some good here. I think this calls for a little drink.

[Big McLargehuge]

I've been going about this the wrong way all along

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm glad you see the error of your ways.

[Protoclown]

Originally Posted by Perndog

And the best line of advice I've ever heard: once you've got her just a little interested, take one step back and she'll take two steps forward.

Isn't that that goddamn Paula Abdul song?

And BigMcLargehuge, I agree with the whole "treat her normally" bit. Treat her like you would any of your friends.

[SMN]

One thing always works: Try that scene in "Say Anything". Hold a Boombox over your head, Play some Peter Gabriel while having that determined look on your face. She'll be all over you like ugly on a hairless cat.

[GarishBitch]

...or try that scene from Deliverance...and well, you might need to check out the movie, but she'll be on you like a livestock to its farm hand.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Put it in da butt.

[Geggy]

alright now this thread has been offically ruined thanks a lot suck n fuck!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you sure got a perty mouth, boy...

[HickMan]

Just ask to go to the movie with her. Don't say date, that's gay :/

[Royal Tenenbaum]

but then she won't know it's a date, and she'll forget her lingerie.

[The One and Only...]

Dating is just a more expensive and time-consuming version of prostitution which has remained legal.

I'm still wondering why the government doesn't pick our partners...