Did you know that in New York....

[EverythingWillSuck]

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

[Drev]

Fuck that

[MisSFiT]

I don't think that is just in New York. :/

[Big McLargehuge]

QUIT BEING A WHORE AND RIDE AN ESCALATOR

[Command Prompt]

thats cause in New York, if you are from out of town, YOU GET STABBED IN THE FUCKING FACE.

[MisSFiT]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

QUIT BEING A WHORE AND RIDE AN ESCALATOR

I thought whores rode escalators?

[Emu]

No, just you

[Big McLargehuge]

whores ride elevators

[MisSFiT]

OK.
Then I am a whore.

[GarishBitch]

yeah, and i heard that in new york, all car repair shops are owned by joey buttofuoco and they don't take cash, instead they work for sex. and i heard that new york is full of hookers and homeless people too! and the only difference is one will actually give you something for your money...

GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU FUCKIN' TOWNIES...NEW YORK IS NOTHING LIKE THE RUMORS...

[Lenor]

This makes me laugh, because liveing in Ny my whole life, I have never once heard that you must not talk and fold your hands while riding in an elevator. I've seen people having sex in an elevator, hell ive seen people screwing on the side of the road, in parks, their cars, just like any other place. Yes, we have hookers, molesters, and people that will kill you for a dollar, or if you dont have a ciggarette for them. But I do belive Detroit is worse. Or what about LA, or Miami?


and fuck escalators, with all those little kids running up them or down them, your bound to get ran over.

[MisSFiT]

There are homeless people, molesters, crazy fuckers, and hookers in every city.
New York just has more of them because it's a bigger city.
Like I said before, people just don't talk in elevators...no matter where you are.

The End.

[Big McLargehuge]

but escalators are soooo fun

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Riding in an elevator has its ups and downs.

[executioneer]

did you know that in new york it has a reek of cunts

-willie

[The Unseen]

I live in a town where both of the people who aren't me bought Hillary Duff's Christmas Album.

[Big McLargehuge]

Does your town have an escalator cause the town i used to live in didn't

[sadie]

is this the same thread as that other thread?

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by executioneer

did you know that in new york it has a reek of cunts

-willie

Hey

[The Unseen]

My town doesn't have any form of riding up floors except plain old stairs. =(

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by GarishBitch

GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU FUCKIN' TOWNIES...NEW YORK IS NOTHING LIKE THE RUMORS...

Another dream destroyed.

There are rarely dogs on elevators on which to blame your farts. That's why girls hate them.

[Hobo Renee]

New York City, so rude! They think they own the world! Viva Sacramento!

[pretty shoes]

*SO* not true :/

[PILLOWFIGHT]

east coas better :/

[Hobo Renee]

The East coast smells like dicks.