I got a job.

[noob3]

Yee haw.

I deliver pizzas like a fucking monkey. It's a under the table pay job at a tacky pizza place, so it's not just delivering pizzas. No no no. I get payed 5.25 an hour, 0.60 cents commission per order and tips. I get to perform fun-fun tasks such as food prepping, when the chef makes somthing I cut it or wrap it up before I bag it and go. I get to do door hangers and hand out menus to like 15 hotels a day. I also wash all he dishes and do most of the clean-up. Maybe all delivery personell jobs are like this, I don't know. It's cool because they all smoke weed in the back, where the vents are. You can smoke cigarettes anywhere in the store, just not where customers can see you when any are there.

I once dropped a sandwitch on the floor, in this really nasty aged grease pile. Mike (the day manager/cook, who is also insane) didn't see, so I boxed it up anyways. I had to take it to Sleep Inn, and they didn't even tip me. But I didn't care, I found it all funny. The front desk there gets discounts on all thier orders, because they put our menus in thier rooms. It's always the same fucker at the desk everytime, he never tips me. I try to make fucking up thier food ritual and now I ash in thier pizza.

PS - Hello.

[noob3]

oh and don't scan your penis to an aim girl who is showing you her tasties and then tell your girlfriend all about it when she somehow figured out by snooping through your e-mail. she'll call it cheating and destroy your computer and then throw all the fast food cups on your desk, the ones that arn't empty and have been there for a month, the ones you ash in, in the general direction of your face.

[Sethomas]

Too late.

[ProfessorCool]

Welcome Back, Noob.

[Rongi]

Good to have you back.

Is this the same internet girlfriend your girlfriend was jealous of?

[noob3]

i don't think so

[Trippy]

good to see you posting again...

[eggyolk]

God damn! I work at Marathon gas station, pumping gas, and cleaning up shit on the toilet seats. My coworkers throw their cigarettes on the floor and yesterday someone burned the piss out of his arm on an exhaust pipe of a car. IT WAS ME!

-hihi2u

[Comrade Rocket]

Yo

[Emu]

hi noob

[Rongi]

eggyolk you goddamn suck

[Helm]

What wit.

[Anonymous]

She's the one who destroyed your computer? She said it just broke :/

Then again, I doubt she passed any of my messages to you, either ;<

[eggyolk]

Originally Posted by Rongi

eggyolk you goddamn suck

i know i got a gun in my hand ready to end it all right now

[jin]

I missed you, noob ;<

[sadie]

aw. noob's growing up. :miss