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Jeanette X · #26

"Indrani draws up both her knees
until they nuzzle the curves of her breasts;
her feet find her lover's armpits.
Small girls love this posture,
but becoming a goddess takes a lot of practice..."- Kama Sutra

sadie · #27

They often. . .may be preoccupied with a particular subject of interest.

Jeanette X · #28

Who isn't preoccupied with sex?

kellychaos · #29

Goat women are horny. Get it?! Horny ... I crack myself up. :/

Queen Tonya · #30

Yay Chaos for his honesty! If I could bend that way, hell yeah!

Could someone please explain to me why fellating yourself is somehow more or less gay than masturbation??

James · #31

Here's my theory.

See, with jerking off, it's your penis and hand. Hand touches penis, strokes it, and baby-to-be comes flying out. Not a whole lot of effort.

But if you're trying to blow yourself, you're going through a lot of trouble and practice just to feel a cock in your mouth, even if it is your own. I think it's all about the desperation that makes it seem more gay.

As for it being less gay. It's not. But I realy don't know if it's gay at all to begin with.

Just a word of advice: Don't try it when parents are home. The last thing you need to do is be doubled over upside down on the bed, and a shot of jizz hits your throat wrong, and you start coughing, falling off the bed, and your parents coming in to see if you're alright.

...So I've heard.

kellychaos · #32

Perhaps it won't seem so gay if you modify it a bit. When maximum flexibility has been reached, inject several mg's of novacaine into your mouth and then it will seem as though a stranger is doing it.