Doughnut?

[Johnny Horton]

It's here at last, brothers and sisters! The Freedom Paradise Riviera Maya Hotel is open!

That means if you are an obese slob who enjoys wallowing about in the sand of a four star hotel, you've now got somewhere to go.

And after frying your well-stretched skin in the Mexican sunshine, enjoy a leisurely waddle to one of the hotel's five restaurants, for a few plates of charbroiled steaks.

This is a place where you and your fat are welcome, where the beach loungers are four feet wide, all chairs come without those cumbersome and obnxious arms that get in the way of your bulging derriere, and the room showers are all equipped with huge benches for your bathing relaxation and pleasure.

The elevators are no doubt of industrial strength, and it is unlikely that there is a staircase in view. God forbid that the hotel draw attention to the inability of its guests to exert any more effort than is required to lift a fork.

Also, the hotel welcome fat-challenged people, "As long as they have a size friendly attitude." This apparently, is code for "No gawking at the freaks."

See it all at www.freedomparadise.com.

[FS]

Does everyone get their own comically small scooter?

[The_voice_of_reason]

This is one of the best marketing ploys i have ever seen. They could give the rooms away and make it back ten fold on snacks and meals.

[VinceZeb]

Speaking as someone who used to be grossly obese, I just want to drag some of these people off the street and scream at them to lose weight.

[mburbank]

When is someone going to grab you off the street and scream at you to be less stupid?

"When is someone going to garb at you the street off and say "Hey, Jew, don't youy be all Jewish anymore with your Judaistism things happening to arabs babies!"
Vinth

[Protoclown]

Damn you, Fatsatan, you almost made me spew coke all over my screen.