Zombie Survival Guide

[neojester12]

Awesomeness.




Pure Aesomeness.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I am about to borrow that book from a friend, he loved it

[xbxDaniel]

Could you please enlighten us to the author, because I just keep getting some weird ass results everytime I try and search it.

[Lye]

its written by max brooks, who is mel brooks son, and a writer for snl or something.

I got it a while ago, and yeah its pretty cool.
its not really funny in and of itself, the fact that it is so serious about zombies makes it funny.
Its actully interesting in some parts, while other parts are boring.

Its really like a survival guide, but some of the info is said over and over agian. like how to escape a zombie outbreak while in the city, then how to hunt zombies in the city, or how to look for survivers in the city. It says the same stuff and then moves on to forrest and swamps and stuff, so pretty much after youv read a little bit of it, then the rest is more of the same. At the end there are log of known attacks and such which are pretty cool to read.

its a cool book, and it has pictures in it.

[Sethomas]

Every once in a while (it happened a few days ago again) I get someone to my website who came to it with the Google querry "How to keep away zombies".

So, I guess I'm an expert on these things.

[Ihach]

i really thought this was a terrible book, but the reports of attacks at the end was at least mildly interesting

[complimentary_toilet*]

Originally Posted by neojester12

Awesomeness.




Pure Aesomeness.

Pure Awesomeness indeed.

[executioneer]

welcome to 1999 folks

[GADZOOKS]

I hope the World Trade Center doesn't get harmed by Y2K.

[Ivan Raged]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

I hope the World Trade Center doesn't get harmed by Y2K.

Impossible. Clinton will handle everything. btw who got Pokemon red and/or blue?

[Juttin]

Originally Posted by Ivan Raged

Impossible. Clinton will handle everything. btw who got Pokemon red and/or blue?

I got them both last week! let's do the Macarina with our Furbies!

And then,we can invest money into Enron--WE'LL BE RICH!

[lumpisan]

if not for that book, i woulnt have survived my band trip......... poor,poor Andrew. he thought the zombies were old people....... until they ate his traciya. But i survived, tahnks to this book. Also, it taught me not to eat that delicous rotting zombie flesh.

[Spectre X]

The book is actually pretty lame. The only humour in it is the fact that it talks seriously about zombies. It's tiresome.

Also, it's got some other minor things that I dislike. For instance, it's very scientific about the whole zombie deal, but then it goes and says that the virus that makes zombies breaks the laws of physics. It also says that there's only one cause of zombism.

It's really boring, actually.

[Angryhydralisk]

Ther's also how zombies have no sense of balance and can't climb ladders (Trashing the staircase...Whi'da thunk it!?) yet they can easily climb an anchored rope underwater and over a boat to kill you.

Yeah, some bits were dumb but otherwise an amusing book. Just goes to show you how FUCKED you really are if zombies really did exist.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

STOP REPLYING TO OLD SHIT GODDAMNIT.