DREAM TV SHOWS

[Jixby Phillips]

CHRIS ELLIOTT'S BIG BIRTHDAY is my dream show its a yearly variety special where Chris Elliott calls the shots and celebrates his birthday ANYWAY HE WANTS with a live studio audience and the viewers at home as his party guests!

[Jixby Phillips]

he can invite any special guests he wants and he remembers moments since his last birthday (pre-taped comedy sketches) and talks about getting older and getting wiser... well maybe not WISER!

[MetalMilitia]

One where they tell the general public they want contestants for big brother errr 8(?) and when they show up instead of interviewing them they kill them. it would be hilarious.

[GADZOOKS]

Good One, Jixby!

Metalmilita, no comment.

I had an idea once but home improvement ripped it off me. It's about Patrick Duffy as a man for his love of family and tools. Only he isn't a tool show host, he's a construction worker. And whever he need adivce he asked his pal who always was in the construction site port-a-pod and the audienc never seens him out of it. But the big tiwst was when in the series finale he finally comes out and guess who it was all along, Patrick Duffy

[the_dudefather]

a sitcom where a peodaphile thinks of ingenious ways of kidnapping children using wacky victorian style machinery.

[FS]

My dream show is Family Ties Now!

It's regular Family Ties, with the actors as they are now. For instance, Tina Yothers is a cow, and Micheal J. Fox is a quivering mess. Micheal Gross just plays his character from Tremors.

And because I always get the characters mixed up, they live across the street from the Growing Pains family. Only Alan Thicke has something wrong with him (I'm thinking either he's a cheating bastard, or a pedophile who's addicted to suntanning, but I'm not sure yet), and his real life son shows up now and then and they all make references to how he'll be a famous singer one day.

[whoreable]

anything that features chris elliot can pretty much beat anything i can think of

[ArrowX]

Celebrity super Heroes, Webster has powers just like that Atom guy who shrinks, Michael J fox with the ability to viibrate through solid matter, Yao Ming as the enlongated man, Dany Heatley As the Flash.

[GADZOOKS]

Way to steal Les Waste's idea, fag.

[MetalMilitia]

One where they tell the general public they want contestants for countdown but instead of letting them converse with richard whitely about obsure words and test their arethmetic skills to the very limit they kill them. It would be hilarious.

"consonant, consonant and another consonant umm carrol i said consonant not kalashnikov... hey, what are you doing... no... stop.... RICHARD DO SOMETHING!"

*crack* *spatter*

*other contestants torn apart by giant mecanical beasts*