Words teachers said that made you laugh

[James]

Originally Posted by sadie

james, you sound like one of those people who make their letters like a hybrid of two to slide by when you really didn't study. talk about blaming others for their shortcomings. sucks to be you.

My teachers really didn't give us multiple choice questions. And when they did, we circled the letters/filled in the bubbles instead of writing the letter that we could later pretend was a different letter. But I guess that's the difference between a good teacher and... well, you know.

Kisses

[sadie]

you are so right. the mark of a good teacher is always using bubble sheets. how can i ever go on living, much less teaching?!

in other news, you are a flaming fuck, james. kisses.

[James]

Hey, I'm just saying that if you have kids who try to cheat you out of an extra point on their quiz, wouldn't it be in your best interest to choose testing methods that prevent this?

Unless you're willing to admit it was your fault, and not the student's.


Look. Sadie. You're responsible for molding these kids into the future leaders of America. If you cheat them out of using their full potential and PUNISH them for your wrongdoings, you're creating a new generation that will be filled with stupid people.

And when you're on life support in the hospital, and one of your former students is a doctor who gives you the wrong injection because he was discouraged from proper reading, you have nobody to blame but yourself.

I only say this because I want you to be the best teacher you can be. You owe it to yourself to show these kids what it means to do a good job. I believe in you, Sadie. Just buckle down and start doing the job you get paid for.

[Dr. Boogie]

My American Lit teacher back in high school gave me a few funny words, mostly through his trouble with pronunciation.

Phoebe, pronounced "Foh-bee"
Ambrose, pronounced "am-bro-zee"


I told him the correct way to pronounce Phoebe after class, and he asked me where I had heard that name before. I told him I heard it on commercials for Friends, and he laughed and said that I watch Friends. What an ass.



Listening to him try and read Tom Sawyer outloud was funny, too.

[sadie]

settle down, james. i'm sorry to have touched on such a sensitive issue with you, especially since you have been keeping it on the proverbial down-low here as of late (thankfully). you seem to have some seriously deep-seated issues either with teachers in general or with me in general. might i suggest counseling? perhaps someone special could help you find those sore spots and work them out. though i'm doubtful that it could greatly benefit your whole personality, you never know.

for the record, i despise multiple-choice questions and rarely use them, though my students beg me for them. and for that reason, i not only suggested they circle the correct answer, but also that they write a brief rationale for any they felt were actually too close to decide. the student in question did not choose to take advantage of it, which was not surprising, since he rarely does homework or reads novels or finishes assignments even when give class time.

so there.

[Dr. Fu]

i shat my pants. oh my, sweet relief!

[Chojin]

to be fair, sadie, you're the only one taking the argument seriously :<

[sadie]

touche.

[James]

Originally Posted by sadie

touche.

And that, my friends, is a word teachers say that makes me laugh.

[Wiffle Bat]

funniest thing I heard was in Bio class: Uvula...

[sadie]

Originally Posted by James

And that, my friends, is a word teachers say that makes me laugh.

lol. you are insufferable.

[CheapAlert]

my math teacher said rectum instead of reciprocal once, that was a long time ago

[SUFFER]

my english comp teacher has been around the world and always tells us stories about crazy shit
so someone was talking about monkeys in class one day and my teacher goes
" OH DID I EVER TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT HOW I WAS GANGBANGED BY MONKEYS ?"

Apparently they were trying to attack her for some kind of rattle which she held over her head and the monkeys jumped on her to try to grab it and a few of them started humping her

yes my teacher is very strange .

[James]

Originally Posted by sadie

lol. you are insufferable.

The word you're looking for is "adorable."