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maggiekarp · #1

I can forgive my brother for not knowing the number of days in each month like he asked earlier today, but he just asked me the order of the last few months in the year.

He's 18 years old.

I asked him what the hell was wrong with him, and his excuse was that time is an illusion.

Fuckin' he can buy porn and cigarettes and he can't even recite the months of the year what fucking argh

How the hell did it come to be that my sibling be so damn idiotic let me ask you the mind boggles

"I'm not idiotic I'm under the influence that time is an illusion it's a fabricated truth"

motherfuck shut your mouth until you can speak english

[edit] Some unintentional typos due to seething rage.

Seven Force · #2

Time is sort of an illusion. It's a measurement that humans came up with.

Big McLargehuge · #3

because time wouldn't pass if we didn't count it right

thats like saying length is an illusion because we came up with a way to measure it

Dr. Boogie · #4

I tried that length argument on my girlfriend, but she said it was more like sleight of hand. *rimshot*

maggiekarp · #5

I told this to my mom and her reasoning is that he didn't have a good teacher until he was in 4th grade :/

Skulhedface · #6

I don't think time is an illusion as much as I think your brother took too much LSD.

DamnthatDavid · #7

Time is a word we use to describe the measurement of the day.
Kinda like the idea of gravity. If I believe gravity is a illusion, that won't change the fact that it is happening.

Tell him that time is just the breakdown of the passage of thought and life, and if he ignores time, he will live forever, for only by acknowledging our birthdays in time do we age.