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Buffalo Tom · #1

Matt Harty · #2

This wasn't politally motivated

sspadowsky · #3

Idiot! He said DON'T tell him!

Poor guy is probably crushed now.

Hey BT, she turned out to be just as unappealing as her mom, didn't she?
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Captain Robo · #4

HELLO MISTER LEWINSKY

JeefGyle · #5

Matt Harty · #6

And that had a point...

Les Waste · #7

Bullshit. My brother has a degree in International Relations and he can't even find a job working a corner

Evil Robot · #8

I have a HAZMAT cetrificate and I make a 4 figure income.

Miss Modular · #9

I'm surprised that her job wasn't seven figures.

I am Mexican Jewish · #10

She should blow guys in the suit very well.

sadie · #11

it's hard for me to get riled about this. i mean, she deserves some benefits after being shaped by those freakish parental units.

kellychaos · #12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Les Waste

Bullshit. My brother has a degree in International Relations and he can't even find a job working a corner

If your dad was an ex-president, that would be relevant. Next.

Anonymous · #13

Are you stupid or something?

kellychaos · #14

or something

Anonymous · #15

Allow me to illustrate the implied segments of Bobo's post, so the mildly retarded can better interpret it.

"(It is unfair) Bullshit (that Chelsea can pull 6 figures with an International Relations degree). My brother has a degree in International Relations and he can't even find a job working a corner."

While it's easy enough to see what he meant just by looking at the post, it would be even easier to understand had you read the link, rather than opting to be gay.

kellychaos · #16

Didn't take it as a link. I thought it was his sig or something. Besides, it's in my nature to opt to be gay FIRST, then understand shit later. It makes things more interesting.

Anonymous · #17

I can't decide whether you'd be the monarch of stupid people, or an outcast thereof.

kellychaos · #18

It's good to be the king.

MrAdventure · #19

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kellychaos · #20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

Allow me to illustrate the implied segments of While it's easy enough to see what he meant just by looking at the post, it would be even easier to understand had you read the link, rather than opting to be gay.

Well, I was taking it at face value that he meant that his brother had the same degree and that he wasn't making the same money. What I meant in my reply was that, obviously, even if you have the same degree from the same university, it doesn't guarantee you the same job as the other guy if the other guy knows somebody with a little pull inside "the network" - like Chelsea does. How was I supposed to know whether or not he was joking from his statement?

slavemason · #21

I like the way her chin looks like a peach pit too.
Good call eagle-eye.
I suspect a type-o, didn't you mean a sick figure?

Matt Harty · #22

Kelly, I thought you were stupid like me.

Hobo Renee · #23

Sorry, but when you go to a school like Oxford your pay is going to be a lot higher than someone who when to college in Oshkosh. That added to the fact that her parents are Bill & Hill, yeah she gonna be makin' tha bling bling.

Anonymous · #24

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellychaos

What I meant in my reply was that, obviously, even if you have the same degree from the same university, it doesn't guarantee you the same job as the other guy if the other guy knows somebody with a little pull inside "the network" - like Chelsea does.

Which. Was. The. Point. Of. The. Thread.