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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 05:56 AM        I tell you, people make up such bull shit...
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp


You can tell by reading that that they're a cult... Billions of people in hell my ass. The quotes the used from the bible doesn't look like that to ME! Man, whoever said that all non-christians are sent to hell is a toal whack job...
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 06:31 AM       
Jack Chick is an endless supply of laughs. I wouldn't consult him for much else.
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 10:24 AM       
Someone please put a stop to this character.


Character or not.
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 10:57 AM       
but Jesus loves him!
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 02:59 PM       
I hope John isn't a character. I want to believe!
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 04:06 PM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2005, 04:12 PM       
My favorite Chick Tract is the "Dungeons and Dragons" one. I also like the origin story of Chick Tracts, as it basically says that Chick stole the idea from Nazis.

Know what would really show Jack Chick, Jonathan Clement? Making a mock-religion for him. That would show him, right enough.
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Old Oct 17th, 2005, 09:35 AM       
Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up?

DIDN'T I?!

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Old Oct 17th, 2005, 12:39 PM       
Hey, fuck the lot of you. Jack Chick is a lasting source of inspiration for the masses. Why, I would never have known that Muslims were moon people if not for him.
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Old Oct 17th, 2005, 02:10 PM       




look at that sneer

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Old Oct 17th, 2005, 03:36 PM       
I think Jack Chick has a niece or granddaugher or something named Susy. There's quite a few tracts featuring the "Li'l Susy" character. Her father looks like a secret agent, and she herself takes pride on telling her fellow children about the wrongs of other religons and Halloween.
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Old Oct 17th, 2005, 03:50 PM       
According to Jack Chick, gluons don't hold the protons of atoms together. Jesus Christ does.
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Old Oct 17th, 2005, 08:54 PM       
I don't think Jack Chick is his real name. I think he changed it so he would have the same initials as Jesus Christ... or Jonathan Clement.
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Old Oct 18th, 2005, 01:48 AM       
"Now that you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour, BUY MY BOOKS!"
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Old Oct 23rd, 2005, 02:47 PM       

OH NO!
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Old Oct 23rd, 2005, 03:57 PM       
Are they on a PLANE?
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Old Oct 23rd, 2005, 04:53 PM       
Ya, Jack Chick chick is just insane. He's also judgemental. It says that only GOD can decide wh goes to hell or heaven!

...And WHY do you think I'm a character, anyway?

I don't mind his comics existing, but they scare people into beleiving what isn't true.

All I know is that he's going to be one sorry fanatic if he ever starts making MANGA's...
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Old Oct 23rd, 2005, 05:51 PM       
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Ya, Jack Chick chick is just insane. He's also judgemental. It says that only GOD can decide wh goes to hell or heaven!
Main Entry: ob·vi·ous
Pronunciation: 'äb-vE-&s
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Etymology: Latin obvius, from obviam in the way, from ob in the way of + viam, accusative of via way -- more at OB-, VIA
1 archaic : being in the way or in front
2 : easily discovered, seen, or understood: It was obvious to everyone on I-Mockery that Jack Chick is crazy, and therefore Jonathan Clement did not need to make an entire thread pointing it out.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2005, 06:23 PM       
What are you trying to say Jeanette X?
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 09:33 AM       
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[It was obvious to everyone on I-Mockery that Jack Chick is crazy, and therefore Jonathan Clement did not need to make an entire thread pointing it out.
I hadn't heard of Jack Chick until this thread, so I thank Clement for it.
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 12:40 PM       
ok, obvious to every american mocker... i'm actually kinda suprised his litter has apparently found its way to Canadian windshields as well...
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Old Oct 24th, 2005, 07:18 PM       
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[It was obvious to everyone on I-Mockery that Jack Chick is crazy, and therefore Jonathan Clement did not need to make an entire thread pointing it out.
I hadn't heard of Jack Chick until this thread, so I thank Clement for it.
No! You'll encourage him!
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Old Oct 25th, 2005, 04:13 PM       
Obviously, Jeanette is upset.
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