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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 11:43 PM        THE JERSKS THREAD
I like this one girl, lets call her Ash. She is way into some guy and even tho we have been on a few dates she still conciders me a friend. I would like to be more, but since she is all about the other guy i will just let her go her way.

I also like this other girl, her name is Alex. We met once 2 years ago and we ran into each other recently. We have gone on 2 dates and really hit it off (I.E. SEX)

They know about each other. The other day in a conversation with ash, i brought up that i liked her. I assumed she knew since i layed it on way thick most of the time. She flipped out saying that I want to ruin the friendship and how i dont care about Alex's feelings.

I explained to her that i didnt date anyone for awhile because i liked her, but i couldnt sit forever waiting for my chance with her, expecially when it may never come. So i started looking around, but i cant just stop liking her.

After the conversation she stopped talking to me for awhile. Last night she called me up at like 11 drunk as sin, saying that the guy she likes hates her and how she is going to drive to the store and get cigerettes. I told her that i would drive her but she yelled something about how its too akward now and hung up.


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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 12:03 PM       
Women are gay thats all I have to say the just friends thing is dumb as shit. Its like going for a job interview and the man telling you, that you are perfect for the job...but they arent going to hire you. Also they are going to call you up and complain to you about the man they did hire.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 12:36 PM       
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 04:00 PM       
Stay with the girl who gave you sex. The other chick will always be just a friend.

Now if only I could follow my own advice...
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 04:09 PM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 09:25 AM       
That is really confusing... Go out with the one you had sex with.
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 11:32 AM       
You sure gave that alot of though, you slut.
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 11:57 AM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 02:03 PM       
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You sure gave that alot of though, you slut.
I am guessing you meant "thought" not "though", which means you have totally contradicted what you have just said about ME not giving things a lot of thought. Oh, and you are a complete twat, just so you know...
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 03:51 PM       
why dont you just take his dick out of your mouth already you little slutty slut slut
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 04:10 PM       
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why dont you just take his dick out of your mouth already you little slutty slut slut
Why don't YOU take his dick out of YOUR mouth?
Can I ask how you came (ha ha ha) to the conclusion that I'm a slut? Or even a GIRL for that matter?
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 05:31 PM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 05:33 PM       
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For God's sake!!! What did I do to be deemed a slut???
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 05:42 PM       
Finally: Terra, Max, and Lotida have a fourth for Bridge.
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 07:08 PM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 10:04 PM       
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Oh don't be a baby, you don't have to give up your seat.
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 04:58 AM       
Hey guys, remember that time that toilet thought that her fixing my spelling error made her less of slut?
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 09:35 AM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 09:36 AM       
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I THOUGHT I WAS THE FOURTH!
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 04:43 AM       
the outrageous lies of a slutty slut slut. ooooh, i bet you think that you have us deceived??? I know just what you want to do with my dick and you can NOT do it, hahaha
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 04:43 AM       
who is that in your avatar seven force, she looks like a real dicksucker (and also she does not look american at all)
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 09:22 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 09:24 PM       
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who is that in your avatar seven force, she looks like a real dicksucker (and also she does not look american at all)
Some girl you guys banned a long while ago. Thanks a lot guys.
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 12:26 PM       
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Hey guys, remember that time that toilet thought that her fixing my spelling error made her less of slut?
No, it may not have made me look less of a "slut" (???) but at least there is now undeniably solid evidence that you are a complete idiot, and I do now doubt that you have the intelligence to fully comprehend the meaning of the word "slut".
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 12:40 PM       
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