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Perndog · #1

(crossposted from satannet.com because I'm bored)

http://www.datejesus.com

You've all seen this page before, but this time it's not about the fact that Jesus has a personals ad online. It's that the guy behind the site is a serious nutjob.

His AIM screen name is available on the website, so I've had a few words with him over the last few months. Tonight was the winning conversation, though. I asked him if he planned to see "The Passion of the Christ," since anyone who goes to such trouble to make fun of Jesus is bound to have an opinion on the topic...

And he called me a "******brained jew" for admitting that I enjoy watching movies. He shortly revealed himself as one of the most pretentious, closed-minded people I have ever met. He told me that entertainment of any form is "anti-natural," and"anti-civilization," which he calls "jewish values." The things that really matter, apparently, are civilization and heritage, meaning art as long as it doesn't entertain you ("anyone who is entertained by Mozart doesn't understand it"), literature as long as it agrees with his opinions, and history as long as it glorifies his own ideals. To justify his judgment of what constitutes a noble life, the most recent literary example he could provide was Marcus Aurelius, which (while a fine historical source) hardly justifies his "I'm right and fuck all else" attitude.

Now, there are a few aspects of "Jesus's" life that are admirable (particularly to a Satanist), and I'm all for personal preferences, but once he started calling me a Jew and told me explicitly that I am a sheep because Mozart entertains me it was obvious that this guy was way over the line between eccentric and fucked up.

executioneer · #2

philosophy board :/

-willie

Perndog · #3

I was bored, I wanted more than five people to read the post. :/

executioneer · #4

then you should have posted it on the philosophy board and put "Vinth" in the title somewhere

-willie

Supafly345 · #5

Isn't jesus.com the same type of site?

Edit: or was...

Spectre X · #6

I'm drinking hot cocoa.

It's better than Jesus.

Dole · #7

"******brained jew" -you can just feel the love of jesus flowing from someone who uses a phrase like that.

Cosmo Electrolux · #8

"******brained jew"? I can only guess who spewed that little tidbit of wisdom....

what, exactly, is "******brained"?

EDIT: my question mark stopped working...??????? it's back now.

Supafly345 · #9

When you are accused to having similar thinking as to a black person, ie ******. This is under the impression that black people are genetically bound with stupidity or backwards logic.
"That ******brained gentleman just got fired for sexual harassment."

FartinMowler · #10

Quote:

I'm drinking hot cocoa.

It's better than Jesus

I don't know why but when I read this I did it in a John Lennon voice

mburbank · #11

I am a ******penised jew.

Is it possible this guy is a performance artist?

Anonymous · #12

Boy, I'll say that Jesus is crazy. Just the other day, I was leaving to go to work, and I said hi to him as he was mowing the lawn, and he started speaking in tongues. I said, "hi Jesus," and he says, "oh la, seenyor." What a nutcase.

kellychaos · #13

I'm drinking hot cocoa and ******bread cookies as we speak.

Pee Wee Herman · #14

I liked your cyclops avatar better, Perndog.

Perndog · #15

I liked your shut mouth better, Pee Wee.

DementedElf · #16

Be bored more often, that is fucking great.

brandinoel · #17

he's trying to be jesus, does he relise that jesus never got laid and he won't either if he doesn't stop being gay? I think he got raped by a priest.

Matt Harty · #18

eggyolk · #19

Passion Jesus

Mike · #20

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Originally Posted by brandinoel

he's trying to be jesus, does he relise that jesus never got laid and he won't either if he doesn't stop being gay? I think he got raped by a priest.

dunno if he relises that, punk. do you think he got raped by a priest? really? did you get raped by a priest too? is that how you know that?

camacazio · #21

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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

Boy, I'll say that Jesus is crazy. Just the other day, I was leaving to go to work, and I said hi to him as he was mowing the lawn, and he started speaking in tongues. I said, "hi Jesus," and he says, "oh la, seenyor." What a nutcase.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Command Prompt · #22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

"******brained jew"? I can only guess who spewed that little tidbit of wisdom....

what, exactly, is "******brained"?

EDIT: my question mark stopped working...??????? it's back now.

I don't know about you but I want to really listen to the lost Eminem tapes where he uses the following terms:

Spear Chuckers
Moon Crickets
Porch Monkeys
Darkies