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kellychaos · #1

It must be the horrendous amount of commute time that I have between going to work and classes but I seem to have acquired two basic talents that seem to come naturally and which amaze my friends. I can (usually) guess both:

1) The time at which the light is going to change, within a second or so, from the time of initial stop without timing it with a watch. It's like it's been programmed into my brain.

2) Same thing with the start and finish of radio advertising from the time they break from music/talk back to music/talk.

P.S. Both have their variances but, in general, I'm right on the money.

What are your special talents?

wreckreation · #2

HAHAHAHAH you are so fucking uninteresting. Everyone, FUCKING EVERYONE does that. It's not a talent on your part, it's a talent on the part of advertising to pick the optimal time length. The light thing is just learned. Fucking everyone knows when it will change.

HERE IS MY TALENT

I KNOW ON TV SHOWS WHEN COMMERCIALS ARE OVER
I KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FO RELEVATOR TO REACH MY FLOOR
I KNOW HOW HARD TO PUSH TO CLOSE MY DOOR WITHOUT LOOKING
I CAN FILL CUPS OF WATER WITHOUT LOOKING TOO

btw you start way too many topics for how little you have to contribute.

Kurodo · #3

You probably just said that because you have no friends to amaze wreck. You're tearing up on the inside.

wreckreation · #4

I'd be amazed if i had friends.

Matt Harty · #5

Wrecks are actually interesting compared to Kelly's ridiculously common ones.

I can spell my name on a wall with bologna.

Zhukov · #6

My special power is that I can steal from my place of employment, without being caught.

The Retro Kat · #7

I can play the mean drums, do a front triple on the 1 meter diving board, 2 1/2 in everyother direction (although some are more painful than others).

Rev. Danno · #8

I can pick up things, & tell you how much it weighs with a margin of error of .1#.
I worked in a deli for years....
& I'm one of the few Americans (who isn't a scientist) who can convert to metric in there heads...

Rongi · #9

I have an amazingly huge dick

Jixby Phillips · #10

I THINK THOSE GIRLS FROM TATU ARE LESBOS *PASS IT ON*

Mockery · #11

Jixby Phillips · #12

STOP BEING SO POINTLESS

Mockery · #13

Jixby Phillips · #14

THIS THREAD WAS ON THE TOPIC OF TALKING ABOUT THINGS, AND YOU ARE RUINING IT BY BEING SO POINTLES AND POSTING POINTLESS THINGS, PLEASE STOP IT OR I WILL CALL THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE INTERNET AND HAVE YOU BANNED

PS THIS IS *NOT* A PICKLEHAT MATTER

The_voice_of_reason · #15

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

THIS THREAD WAS ON THE TOPIC OF TALKING ABOUT THINGS, AND YOU ARE RUINING IT BY BEING SO POINTLES AND POSTING POINTLESS THINGS,

aren't pointless things still things?

Jixby Phillips · #16

YOU ARE JUST GETTING THINGS OFF TOPIC EVEN MORE

kellychaos · #17

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Originally Posted by wreckreation

HAHAHAHAH you are so fucking uninteresting. Everyone, FUCKING EVERYONE does that. It's not a talent on your part, it's a talent on the part of advertising to pick the optimal time length. The light thing is just learned. Fucking everyone knows when it will change.

Sarcasm is lost on some people, I guess. :/