cool cat 8-P

[ernasty10050]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

My cat is cool, it hides under the carpet ready to pounce on any unsuspecting passers by.

Your cat isn't very smart, it hides under the carpet ready to get stepped on.

[mubert]

I HAVE THE BEST CAT STORY!!! ONE TIME REALLY LATE AT NIGHT MY CAT GOT HIT BY AN SUV THAT WAS GOING 30 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. AND IT DIED SHORTLY AFTER IT CRAWLED ITS CRIPPLED BODY UP ON MY DRIVEWAY!! ISNT THAT FUNNY?!

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Elmo

OVERLORD Tiny

[Hobo Renee]

I had a cat that like to sit in the middle of the road and eventually she got hit. We still have her sister though, she's about 15 years old now. Very wild. She likes to kill rats and birds and she doesn't weigh more than 6 pounds. We also have a fat three legged cat named Odin. He is adorable. He has black and grey stripes and used to be mainly indoor until we got the new 85 pound dog.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Originally Posted by mubert

I HAVE THE BEST CAT STORY!!! ONE TIME REALLY LATE AT NIGHT MY CAT GOT HIT BY AN SUV THAT WAS GOING 30 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. AND IT DIED SHORTLY AFTER IT CRAWLED ITS CRIPPLED BODY UP ON MY DRIVEWAY!! ISNT THAT FUNNY?!

NO! NO IT ISN'T FUNNY YOu TALENTLESS Whore!

[Daphne]

How did I miss this thread with my friends Sylvester and Inky in it?!

Here are my kids.