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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 08:40 PM        Can't Breathe
I just found out that I've got asthma
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 04:40 AM       


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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 12:33 PM       
More like ASSma!
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 04:34 PM       
Sucks to your ass-mar!
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 04:38 PM       
Immortal Goat sucks ASS-ma!
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 04:50 PM       
looks like its time for you to quit smoking.

i mean, you do smoke, right?
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 10:28 PM       
All people who have asthma smoke stupid

EVEN BABIES
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 10:33 PM       
Silly dook, babies don't smoke
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 10:38 PM       
Mr. Vaginacleaner or whatever is cool 'cause he gets my jokes.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 11:05 PM       
I didn't think it was a joke, but i got it alright, i got it ALL :/ :/
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 11:07 PM       
If no one acknowledges my reference, I'm going to lose all faith in humanity.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 11:32 PM       
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If no one acknowledges my reference, I'm going to lose all faith in humanity.
I have a friend who has asthma.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 11:43 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 12:19 AM        Re: Can't Breathe
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I just found out that I've got asthma

I just found out I have Lupus so shut the fuck up
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 01:27 AM       
Thats the one where you become a werewolf, right?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 01:34 AM       
I wish, it's an autoimmune disorder kinda like MS (which my mom has)
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:04 AM       
If you want jokes about MS, you certainly came to the right place!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:30 PM       
Smoking babies is certainly an acquired taste but not no difficult if you know the proper blend of baby to use. I find the dark ones to be rich and full of flavor. They are perfect with an aged Chivas.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 01:48 PM       
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Sucks to your ass-mar!
Lord of the Flies was awesome....not really but still.
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