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Hugh_Bristic · #1

I'm very bored with where I am now and am strongly considering selling my "services" (whatever that may entail) to live in a different place.

I'z can cook 'n clean reeeal nice. I'z make a good fren, suh.

Fuck. Just gimme suggestions if you're not gonna give me a place to live. Thanks.

Carnivore · #2

If you're only interested in living cheap and can stand living among backward-ass fucksticks, I'd suggest the South. If you require more sophistication, the NE is where it's at.

Hugh_Bristic · #3

I already live in goddamn South. It's a miserable existence. I wonder how accepting African pygmies are...

ItalianStereotype · #4

see, its funny. i have been in both the north and the south, and the south is infinitely better...i hate new york with a passion, i consider conneticut a shithole, and dont get me started on new jersey. not to attack anybody that lives there, but it just sucks...

Carnivore · #5

We kicked your asses in the 1860s and we continue to do so today.

ItalianStereotype · #6

you got lucky and were complete dickheads about it afterwards....

and if winning means you get to learn to reattach your dick when it falls off in the -30000000000000000000000000 degree weather...well then ok you win. :/

mew barios · #7

best prejudice ever

Carnivore · #8

Alright then!

Seen any killer bees recently?

ItalianStereotype · #9

nope. the stench of you damn yankees in your YANKEESLAND, USA has killed them all. damned yankees.

there had better not be any pictures of any fagmotic bands posted here

george · #10

hi hugh

you could come to maryland and be my THING ON THE SIDE

glowbelly · #11

just like me. i'm his mashed potatoes. you can be his corn.

Anonymous · #12

You should come out to Maryland and help me pay for a home

Rez · #13

HE CAN WORK FOR GIGOLOTECH

george · #14

hugh is nice like glowbelly, just not as much so. at least she is to me.

Mockery · #15

Fuck the North and fuck the South. They all suck.

wreckreation · #16

NW pride reprasent!!!

slavemason · #17

Anyone who's seen Jesco the Dancing Outlaw knows, the South is the place to be. I

george · #18

everyone knows you are the reason that abortion is now considered OK among right thinking people.

Hugh_Bristic · #19

Hello George.

Although staying within the confines of the United States (California and Florida excluded) isn't wholly unappealing to me, I think I'd prefer going somewhere completely different.
Central America is looking awfully tempting right now and I'm considering the Adriatic Coast.

I should reiterate that I'm more than willing to work. In fact, I don't want a vacation, I want a different lifestyle. Nothing permanent, so don't wig. Just long enough to find out whether I can be happy somewhere else or if I really am doomed to a vicious existence wherever I am.

Oh, and I promise that if you give me a place to live, I'll be optimistic and a law abiding citizen. My word is my bond.

Rez · #20

the south is an ominous place.

i'd rather just hitchike with a pillow.

Les Waste · #21

The midwest is much, much cheaper to live in then the coasts

If I had the luxury to live in a foreign country, I would live in Spain. Just as long as you don't get your car exploded by Quasi-Celtic terrorists, you get to live in a country surronded by beaches.