My ideal military strikes again!

[mburbank]

"And I have defended myself with weapons before. It is none of your business why or how I did it."

But every other damn thing about you is, from lap dances to boob squeezing to submarine letters to carb intake to what concerts you fainted at to your B.B. gun trophy to the name of the sandwhich you like to the weight you've lost to the chembio unit? But THIS is none of my business? WHY, Vince? Did you cold cock some old lady from behind for a candy bar? Now you're SHY? I am so sorry, but what a massive, steaming pile of bullshit. At least do me the service of coooking up one of your highly implausible tales of heroism. What ahppend to "I'm cocky becuase I can back it up"? C'mon, fess up , Vince, I totally promise not to ask you to post the key to the city the mayor gave you for busting up that crack ring.

"I could care less about Max's acomplishments, to be quite honest."

So why'd you ask then, punkin? Are you 'escairt' I might be able to 'back something up'?

"When I was 8 to 11 years old, I used to shoot B.B. and Air Rifle competion. "

That's swell. I don't see why you can't scan your brownie sash so we can see the merit badges.

"As for hunting... everything huts. So its called life."
S'funny. Cause if that were a true statement, I think they might call it 'hunting' instead of some other word that means something else. But hey, I gotta go. There's a really excitting program on TV about cows stalking GRASS and their own CUD. After that, there's great HORROR movie on where deer overrun our Towns and CITY EDGES! Can't you not be stupid about ANYTHING? Is your stupidity some kind of community service? Did a judge sentence you to five years of being the village idiot? GOOD LORD, VINCE, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! AND STOP HUNTING THE PROUD VEGGIE DELIGHT! IT IS NEARING EXTINCTION!