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punkgrrrlie10 · #1

I hate them. They are total crap and BS. Honestly, as a hiring partner I would only care about the qualifications on the resume to give this person an interview because I know when I interview them they will give me all the crap I want to hear anyway.

It would be nice to just say "give me a job mother fucker. I'm doing it for the money and YOU KNOW IT!!"

*sigh*

Anonymous · #2

Yeah, I got 'fired' from my last job by telling my boss that like everyone else, I work for money.

Anonymous · #3

yeah no shit. But the way to be sucessful is to be the most full of shit. So practice practice practice

Cosmo Electrolux · #4

invest in chapstick and knee pads. You'll need them.

kellychaos · #5

A good dildo wouldn't hurt either.

FartinMowler · #6

my friend was hiring so he recieved around 50 applications so I went through them with him and there was this one "lady" that wrote a 8 page cover letter about how she travelled around the world and stuff and alot of personal shit and it was quite funny but also very wierd. If I could give some advice on this I would say keep it simple like what your job experiences have been and what you would like to do and accomplish in the future.

punkgrrrlie10 · #7

legal cover letters are no more than a page, so no problem there. But they are just the ghey.

sadie · #8

all cover letters should be kept to one page. no employer would read an eight-page unsolicited letter from an potential employee. many will toss a two-page resume in the trash without a second glance.

Slinky Ferret · #9

Thats why you have to make it look good like mine!

:/ thats why I haven't got a placement yet because I haven't sent it to anyone else.

VolCanon · #10

Every job I've ever had has never required a cover letter. In turn I dont bother writing one.

The way of success is paved with bullshit.

AChimp · #11

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Originally Posted by sadie

all cover letters should be kept to one page. no employer would read an eight-page unsolicited letter from an potential employee. many will toss a two-page resume in the trash without a second glance.

Yeah, cover letters have to be short... usually no more than 4 paragraphs, too (intro, why you want the job, backing up your credentials, closing). Yeah, you fill them with BS, but lot of times employers just look at the style to get an impression of how your written communication skills are. If you have bad grammar and the writing style of an 8-year-old, chances are you won't get the job, no matter how good you know your stuff.

Resumes are two pages for professional/technical jobs, and you never put references on it. If it's your first job out of university, it's usually a good idea to attach a transcript.

I'm good at writing cover letters and resumes. I scored 11 co-op interviews last semester.

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Every job I've ever had has never required a cover letter. In turn I dont bother writing one.

That's because you only have to fill out an employment pamphlet at McDonald's.

Cosmo Electrolux · #12

I should get you to re-write my resume, Chimp...

Dole · #13

I'll do it for you: 'ME AM COSMO. YOU GOOD JOB GIVE THANKS'

I cant believe the number of CV's I have seen with spelling mistakes on..
spelling mistake=straight in the bin

Cosmo Electrolux · #14

perfect. If that doesn't work, I don't know what will!

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punkgrrrlie10 · #15

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Originally Posted by AChimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie

all cover letters should be kept to one page. no employer would read an eight-page unsolicited letter from an potential employee. many will toss a two-page resume in the trash without a second glance.

Yeah, cover letters have to be short... usually no more than 4 paragraphs, too (intro, why you want the job, backing up your credentials, closing). Yeah, you fill them with BS, but lot of times employers just look at the style to get an impression of how your written communication skills are. If you have bad grammar and the writing style of an 8-year-old, chances are you won't get the job, no matter how good you know your stuff.

Resumes are two pages for professional/technical jobs, and you never put references on it. If it's your first job out of university, it's usually a good idea to attach a transcript.

I'm good at writing cover letters and resumes. I scored 11 co-op interviews last semester.

Quote:

Every job I've ever had has never required a cover letter. In turn I dont bother writing one.

That's because you only have to fill out an employment pamphlet at McDonald's.

Resumes for legal jobs are only a page.