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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 08:32 PM        counting games!
how many pairs of underpants () do you own?

i have 12. i used to have zip, zero, nada, but i got pregnant and for some reason my snatch feels better covered up now that i'm gonna be a mommy.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 08:37 PM       
This game is biased against those of us who have things in the laundry right now. I object!
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 08:38 PM       
I had a friend (keith) that said he didn't wear underwear. I think that's disgusting. I have 15 pair of underwear, and you all know what type.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 08:39 PM       
I have like 10 pairs of boxers. :O
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:35 PM       
i have 5 pairs without holes.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:36 PM       
The best kind of male underwear is swimming trunks. It gets the best of both boxers and breifs with no draw back. With boxers there just isn't any support for all the external bits and they end up just flopping around and settling in uncomfortable places all day long. With breifs, you get the support, but unfortunatly breifs just don't look good. If you where breifs you have to face the constant fear that someone will pants you and reveal to the world that you wear breifs. That kind of embarrassment could kill any man.

But with swimming trunks they look like boxers on the outside but have that mesh lining on the inside which offers perfect support. It is becuase of these aspects of swimming trunks that they are the supperior undergarment for men.

I only have like 4 pairs of swimming trunks right now, though... I have to get more at some point.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:42 PM       
Swimming trunks are unbearably uncomfortable when you're walking around all day. Especially if it's hot out. They don't absorb sweat at all. And they induce jock-itch. Boxer-briefs are good. But I have like 15 pairs of boxers, few of which fit, but I'm too lazy to throw them away.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:49 PM       
4, i only wear underware with one pair of my pants, they are jeans.
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Old Sep 8th, 2004, 11:04 AM       
50 pairs of boxers maybe. Most of them sucks. It's like ten pairs that I actually like.
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Old Sep 8th, 2004, 11:37 AM       
i now have 7 pairs of underwear (all boxers), to promote washing them every week. yeah right.
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Old Sep 8th, 2004, 05:57 PM       
I gots like 12, but I only REALLY LIKE about 3 of them.
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Old Sep 8th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
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Old Sep 8th, 2004, 11:22 PM       
16 boxers
6 boxer-briefs
4 briefs
1 jock strap

total = 27

This means that if I were to wash them all at once, I could go almost four weeks without having to do a load of underwear laundry. I think I'll try this starting tomorrow. My hamper will need a new air freshener if it's going to be housing a months worth of dirty drawz.
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 01:46 PM       
brian has 28 pairs of calvin klein boxers. i find this a TAD excessive.
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 01:56 PM       
We probably have literally in excess of 50 pairs of underwear, but it's because we never, ever throw anything out, for any reason, ever.
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 02:18 PM       
I find owning an excess of underwear to be comforting. Same with socks. And t-shirts. Pants too.
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 02:33 PM       
I have 14 boxers. Four of which are the silky shiny kind I only wear on 'special' occasions
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 03:06 PM       
For when you go to the proctologist?
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 03:10 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 03:53 PM       
On to socks!
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 04:22 PM       
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My hamper will need a new air freshener if it's going to be housing a months worth of dirty drawz.

Put them in a hefty bag.
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 04:40 PM       
I have an enormous number of briefs, mainly because my old ones are 5 sizes too large.
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 04:43 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2004, 06:02 PM       
No he was just fat but with a freakishly large penis ... which explains his desire to hang onto his oversize underpants.
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