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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 11:45 AM        Phone Sex
welp...i had my first phone sex experience yesterday.







it was great.







twice






within five-ten min. of each other






it was great
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 11:55 AM       
Its fine going in, but pulling the receiver out again can make one wince.
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 12:02 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 01:39 PM       
How do you tell a phone that you'll call it tomorrow?
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 07:38 PM       
i must be






stupid





because






i can't help





but tell




these people






i don't







know





everything






about my





life.
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 07:44 PM       
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keep em












coming.






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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 01:13 AM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 10:10 PM       
I was always curious, in the back of porn mags, there is always those phone sex ads. And they have the hermafodite ones, and I wonder if a guy or a girl picks up the phone. Or a real hermafodite...
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 12:36 PM       
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keep em












coming.
i just might
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 04:37 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:45 PM       
Congratulations on the phone sex. Don't forget to wash your hands when your done and don't touch your face alot. You'll get pimples and everybody will know you've been jaggin to Southwestern Bell.
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