Mar 9th, 2005, 02:05 PM
Wow... So some people actually still think she's attractive. Well I'll give you some good reasons why she ISN'T.
Everytime I've seen her face, whether it be from a picture, or a film camera, her face is unusually shiny. Why, you might be asking? Because, apparently the pores upon her countenance produce more skin grease than ANYTHING that's ever lived, and that INCLUDES your average trekkie (or whatever the hell they call themselves now)
Secondly, those eyes. They seem somewhat hypnotic, because they are different from other blue eyes. The reason for that is there is no life in those eyes. Just a shroud of what may have once been a human being. What you have there is a soul-less spectre that might just steal your soul, all while fellating you by the light of a night-vision camera.
Third. That smile. Look at all the pictures above. She has the same smile each time. That's not so uncommon in itself, but look deeper into that smile. Look at the way her eyes are partly closed and arched ever so slightly into a subtle, practically unnoticeable glare. That bitch is planning something. Something evil.
Fourth, and Finally, Attention whore, attention whore, attention whore. Before the internet became big, the concept of attention whoring was usually reserved for idiots in high school. Ever since the act of filming something, then putting it on the internet became a reality, attention whores have returned to their true destiny. Now, any sensible person on the internet hates the attention whore. (And you know what I'm talking about, when a person submits themself depicted in a way to purposefully humiliate themselves. or to prove they can do a backflip onto concrete without getting hurt) That basic rule alone is why everyone should hate Paris Hilton. She'll do anything to grab the media's eye, except of course, something meaningful, because that of course, would take an honest effort
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