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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 03:11 PM        LET'S SEE IF I'M RIGHT
I think that maybe if I leave the shaving cream on for a few minutes before shaving, it'll soften the stubble enough so I won't tear the crap out of my face.

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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 03:19 PM       
omg, that was easily the best shave of my life
i even did sideways on the third run and i still didn't cut myself :o

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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 03:22 PM       
I got to write this down. What kind of shaving cream did you use?
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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 03:32 PM       


Old Spice High Endurance Beard Minimizing Shave Gel

"Helps reduce the appearance of 5 o'clock shadow!"
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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 03:52 PM       
I don't think I've ever cut myself while shaving.

I don't use shaving cream. Real men do it raw, don't you know?

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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 03:56 PM       


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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 08:16 PM       
CHOJIN HAS BABY SKIN.
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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 09:30 PM       
Wow Choj, I've got to try that! Thanks for sharing your grooming tip.
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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 11:18 PM       
Aww, Chojin loves Hello Kitty. :o
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Old Jun 28th, 2003, 11:26 PM       
Faggity fag fag fag fagot fag fagity mc fag fag the fag named faggert who fags about in fag pants smoking a fag while his fag leg gimps about with words that are spelled like fag.

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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 01:21 AM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 01:41 AM       
Yockey flaunts his sexuality like a goddamn heterosexual.
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 01:59 AM        Re: LET'S SEE IF I'M RIGHT
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 02:17 AM       
I love the love. But I don't love this Pop Raggae shit being played. What the fuck.
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 01:00 PM       
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I love the love. But I don't love this Pop Raggae shit being played. What the fuck.
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2003, 10:26 PM       
No matter how long you steam your testicals it will still burn the next day.. I read that somewhere..
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 06:27 AM       
Always shave with cold water. It contracts the skin and pushes the hairs further out. I learned that from American Psycho, and its true.
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Old Jul 5th, 2003, 03:22 PM       
Shaving is a world of shit.

Apparently, all the foam does is provide some kind of barrier for the hot water to stay on your skin.

No matter what you do, the fucking process leaves you scarred, both physically and emotionally.

So I try not to bother....
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Old Jul 5th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
I am 18 and I can't grow a beard, that must mean i am a sissy. I can grow a mustache but only europeans and sex offenders have moustaches without a beard.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 01:09 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 03:10 PM       
my facial hair grows way too fast...i get stubble back in under 5 hours

i think i'll just get it lasered off...it's unmanageable as-is :<
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 03:25 PM       
Come to OKC to get it done, my aunt is a cosmetic surgeon and she lazers peoples hair
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 08:49 PM       
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