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Rongi · #1

how come the idea of having a girlfriend is always better than actually having one

ziggytrix · #2

unrealistic expectations

Anonymous · #3

Your own foolish optimism?

Rongi · #4

ziggy completely answered my question. if anyone else wants to contribute, go ahead.

HickMan · #5

I think that having a girlfriend would be living Hell. All I want to do is fuck like a machine :/

ziggytrix · #6

Good news: there's a girl out there who is your perfect fuckmachine match.

Bad news: she lives in Banks, Oregon and has really bad herpes.

Rongi · #7

and she only gets off if you dress up like a Doobie brother

it doesnt matter which Doobie brother either

Ninjavenom · #8

If i ask out a hundred girls, maybe 99 of them will say "hey, no way." But maybe that 100th girl likes to fuck on a pile of trash. You don't know.

Rongi · #9

i'd go out with you

Pyorrhea · #10

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Originally Posted by Rongi

how come the idea of having a girlfriend is always better than actually having one

Well, in my case, it has been that my current girlfriend is mean to me, and the worst part of it is that I let it happen, but thats passive anger for you. I'm pretty much just waiting it out until she graduates and goes into the military so we can break up and I don't look like an asshole for dumping her.