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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 11:41 AM        Make me laugh! Plz
My boyfriend and I are taking a sabbatical from each other. He lives in Vegas and this long distance thing currently isn't working out. We actually met in person and then he moved away to be with his family and there were other circumstances at play too. He has lots of opportunities and there is a lady out there that has been showing him lots of interest. We talked about it and we both feel this is the best thing to do for the time being. I feel like shit.

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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 12:04 PM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 12:06 PM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 12:31 PM       
Hmm, sounds like:

"We actually met in person and then he moved away to be with his family"

He's married, and was only traveling thru town when you two met up in a bar to have teh seckes. this would explain your "How far have you gone" thread..

"There is a lady out there that has been showing him lots of interest"

He found somebody new to fool around with (affair) and it's far more convenient location wise.

(and for fear of having his tire's on his 18 wheeler "knifed")
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 12:45 PM       
Where's all the funny stuff?!
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 12:49 PM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 01:07 PM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 04:07 PM       
Today I was working through some concepts in relation to acousto-optical modulators. I currently am constructing boxes of RF electronics using BNC connectors--specifically RF switches and amplifiers. Sending the amplifiers into the modulators produce high powered sound waves causing brillouin scattering. Sending a laser through the modulator causes a diffraction in the laser light, the principle maximum being used as a deflected laser ray. The switches and amps allow high speed switching between different levels of power through the modulators. This in turn gives very fast control over the direction of light--much easier than adjusting mirrors by hand or using a bunch of different lasers. I'm not really sure what our lab needs all that junk for though.
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 04:15 PM       
Awesome. It actually took my mind off of this for 35 seconds. But it needs to go into the "best pick up lines" thread earlier in Loveline.
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 05:04 PM       
what does your boyfriend look like
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 05:17 PM       
he looks just like mini me
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 05:34 PM       
OMG, you were dating Verne Troyer!?!?!?!
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 05:40 PM       
LIKE NOT ANYMORE!!! :themeaneyes
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 06:31 PM       
I bet he has spikey hair and gross facial hair and hes a dumb doofus and he maybe wears baseball caps and gold chains or some other kind of disgusting boy necklace
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 06:36 PM       
Come to think of it, your right.

Say more funny things. I feel better about this already.
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 06:41 PM       
does he touch his dick a lot when he walks around the house
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 06:43 PM       
come to think of it i don't recall much of a dick. im getting over it quickly now aren't i
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 07:18 PM       
What has two legs and walks around the house with his dick in his hand?

Punchline: Your boyfriend
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 07:20 PM        Re: Make me laugh! Plz
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That's where I live, are you shure he isn't me? :suave
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 08:17 PM       
It better not be you!!! You know how mad I am!!

Besides, I thought you were a gurl! :mybad
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