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Old Jan 22nd, 2007, 10:18 PM        Today at work i solved the mystery of the urinal duece.
So Yesterday I go to the urinal to do my daily urination. I find the bottom to be a chunky brown. So Today I see it again but i have to take a Great Mighty Poo. I don't just mean summoning a fudge dragon or charming a brownsnake, I mean an "I had watermelon last night" anal hosing. So I finished my dookie (Or any other Green day album for that matter) and flush, I hear something.... to my right.... after a thorough wiping I investigate. The urinal is filling as well as if it had been flushed, but it was filling from the basin. It was filling with the fresh flushed darker then befor Poop.



I WAS THE MYSTERY POOPER AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!
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Old Jan 22nd, 2007, 10:44 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2007, 10:14 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2007, 11:00 PM       
Wait.. you wipe after you flush?
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Old Jan 25th, 2007, 02:39 AM       
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Wait.. you wipe after you flush?
It could've been a courtesy flush so the place doesn't smell as bad for other toilet patrons.
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Old Jan 25th, 2007, 11:33 AM       
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Wait.. you wipe after you flush?
It could've been a courtesy flush so the place doesn't smell as bad for other toilet patrons.
You know I suspected that, but I read it again and it sounds like it's a one at a time kind of hang out if you know what I mean. One urinal, one stall. Let's hope Courage comes back soon and lets us all know!
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Old Jan 25th, 2007, 11:33 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 10:10 AM        Courtesy flush?
Doesn't that override the courtesy flush. Instead if get rid of the evidence, you are sharing it with the room.
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