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Marine · #1

Didn't see that coming did ya?

MetalMilitia · #2

Does it have anything to do with doom?

Marine · #3

Sadly no.
its at a school.

Marine · #4

though i did try to teach them about first person shooters, but i failed miserably.

MetalMilitia · #5

Do you read passages from the necromicon?

Marine · #6

the kids get scared when i read from the necronomicon.
i guess they just dont know the threat of the maskim.

Spectre X · #7

You are the last person who should be allowed near children.

Marine · #8

well, they dont know that.

Marine · #9

i shall use my inlfuence to turn the children into brainless minions

Emu · #10

So you're the guy who cleans up the puke with that pink sawdust stuff?

Marine · #11

no i am the guy that intruduces Doom 3 to kinder garten children.

Emu · #12

so you're some sort of monster, then

Marine · #13

some may say so.

Black Flag · #14

why is this a question?

DaxF · #15

Hey marine you dork.

ArrowX · #16

So what Marine, I've been employedsince last january

Marine · #17

wow how did you manage that

Marine · #18

Halleluja! Only one day of work left. trying to brainwash children is tougher than it sounds.

Archduke Tips · #19

Damn that was a short job!

Jeff The Ninja · #20

Ha, I used to Babysit. And they werent normal children, they were the kids of a Ultra Conservative Chinese Christian. I had to Quit because Of Three Reasons

1) I was showing them "Scary" Movies. Because Apparently Pirates of the Carribean is some kind of Satanic Horror Film to those people.

2) I had a Discman, so they didnt trust what I was listening to because They couldnt hear it. But I Played it for the kids.

3) Having to get up early, And get those kids to school was keeping me from getting to class on time and indirectly causing me to fail all my Classes. (i couldnt get any work done so that explains the failure of the afternoon classes as well. I needs my 10+ hours of sleep and apparently the desk is not a bed)

So aside from all the Things I wasnt susposed to do, I did a good job. I also taught the children the danger of fire when I Inadvertedly set my shirt on fire while Cooking them Breakfast one morning. It was fun because they didnt know that water (which they had Glasses Full of) Can be used TO extinguish Fires. A Fact that I had to teach them through Screaming and A Twisted Game of Charades.