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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:47 PM        I think someone died outside our building...
I was at professor Cool's place awhile ago and it was hot up there, the heater has no settings, it's just fucking hot or fucking cold. Anhyhow, they tried to even in out but opening the window a tad. ANyway I just came up to get some playing cards I left up there, all of a sudden we hear this scream, followed my two blasts.

Professor Cool's girlfriend looks outside and says some people are driving away. Then you can hear the wheels screech. We all rush to the window to see somebody laying on the sidewalk by the building. A couple people run over to the body. We would of went down there ourselves but we don't want to be too near to the scene of the possible crime.

What sucks is now they are gonna question pretty much everyone in the building, probably tommarow. And we are having alot of people here and I really don't want to put up with this bullshit.

I bet the person is a drug dealer. I'll report on this later as I gain more information.

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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:50 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:01 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:03 PM       
Tell Professor Cool to stop by once in a while
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:05 PM       
Only if you tell him first.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:05 PM       
Jixby is funnier than you.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:07 PM       
He's on AIM now, but he said he's not coming back to the boards, he's too busy or something.

Update!!!: it's a dead woman. my neighbor just came from downstairs.

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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:07 PM       
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Too busy ? Tell him Milhouse wants him to get his ass back here.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:08 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:08 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:09 PM       
I don't know if she's dead yet, but probably.

Milhouse, he changed the subject to sandbags.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:11 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:15 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:18 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:22 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:33 PM       
Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman. I couldn't save her.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:20 AM       
When the cops come, tell them you have a bomb.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 04:44 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 01:52 PM       
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