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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 08:53 PM        Prom!
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 08:55 PM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2006, 09:19 PM       
Will: "snnnzzzzore"
Carlton: "Otherwise known as 'gauranteed action night'"
Will: "Lets go"
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 12:56 AM       
sam and i had sex on prom

but it was before prom started because he didn't want to be cliche and have sex afterwards
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 02:23 AM       
i didnt even get a handjob on prom

i got to hang out with her and her boyfriend after
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 02:36 AM       
i never went to prom big suprise huh
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 03:16 AM       
So thats fucking why i see stretch limos everywhere

I didn't go to prom either!
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 03:23 AM       
We don't have proms here! Instead we combine it with grad day and they sell booze to everyone with the blue wrist bands :O
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 10:35 AM       
i went to two of my own proms and two at other schools.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 11:16 AM       
I went to prom and hated it. It was the same thing as what went on in school between classes except everybody was dressed up and smelled like perfume and chewing gum. They still backstabbed each other and harrassed the less fortunate. Kinda like a reality I-Mock but with a shitty band that was way too loud.

Invest in a fake id and go clubbing with some older buddies. It's far more fun to get drunk at the clubs, backstab each other, harrass the less fortunate and then waking up the next day forgeting about what an asshole you were the night before.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 12:39 PM       
There was a prom here once. I didn't go.

Apparently it took about 30minuites of queuing to get a drink and was hotter than hell due to so many people bieng in a relativly small venue.
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Old Mar 16th, 2006, 08:32 AM       
I went to prom twice, once my senior year and then the following year (my gf was a year younger than me). The first one was alright but the second was absolutely unbearable. It was on an old steamboat on a river and no one could get off to smoke for 4 hours. Also I felt like a chump because there were very few college freshman in attendance. :/
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Old Mar 16th, 2006, 04:16 PM       
watching sam and nothing4buddha's avatars next to eachother is mesmerizing
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Old Mar 16th, 2006, 05:24 PM       
I made a promise to go to with someone, so I'll at least be going to my own.
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Old Mar 16th, 2006, 10:52 PM       
Bring a rubber! Not your dad's.
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Old Mar 16th, 2006, 10:58 PM       
My sister got stood up on prom.
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Old Mar 16th, 2006, 11:00 PM       
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Old Mar 16th, 2006, 11:03 PM       
No, that didn't bother her as much as that he went with my other sister the following year. That's fucking awful. And pissed me off really bad, and it also pissed off my cousins and dad. You'd be suprised what you get away with around here.


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