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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 08:21 PM        Why are there?
so many ads for gay and transvestites in porno mags?

you know what i mean? i was going to "spin a web" earlier and was flipping through my well worn copy of Black Tail. i had gotten to my favorite part of the magazine for "the final showdown with my penis", the part where i am fed up with whacking and want to go get a soda or something, but have invested too much time and energy to stop NOW!!! so i go to my big gun to get the ole nut busted, thats right, the cheesy ad for "Women who do it with dogs" , and stroke for all it is worth.

and m eyes stray to the ad to the left. it is a dude, bent over a table leering at me over his shoulder GAY, BI CURIOUS? CALL ME!!!!

and i lose it, just like when a sneeze goes away.

so i start taking a closer look at the ads, and noticed there are a lot of gay porn ads.

how many closet homo's can there be? in this day of tolerance, why not go gay if you want to? or at the worst, if you dig men, why are you buying hustler to try and cover the inner you?

WHY RUIN MY WHACK TIME???

GET OUT OF MY PORN!!!
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 08:24 PM       
I know exactly how you feel.

And it's good to know I'm not the only one who likes seeing girls getting mounted by our animal friends.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 08:39 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
at least once a day.

and if i did not think my wife would catch on, i would prolly keep a naked girl locked in the crawlspace of the house.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 08:48 PM       
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and if i did not think my wife would catch on, i would prolly keep a naked girl locked in the crawlspace of the house.
I'd probably do the same thing if it wasn't for the stupid law. It's just not worth the jailtime and getting my ass raped.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 08:53 PM       
you say ass rape as if it were ALWAYS a bad thing.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
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you say ass rape as if it were ALWAYS a bad thing.
It is, George. It is. Although my avatar looks like he's getting it up the shitter. (Don't ask where I got him - it was a GIS for "Hatred".)

I, too, look at porn daily. It's just something to do in the mess of complete and total ennui that is my day-to-day existence.

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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 09:22 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
mom, why is santa smoking crack on the roof?
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 09:34 PM       
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Get off my roof.
Gee, this is a nice roof. It's got shingles and everything... damn, how much did this cost?

Holy crap, it's Jimmy Hoffa's corpse! How'd THAT get up here?!?
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 09:40 PM       
Here's an Utter Paradox: Go back in time and give your dad a condom.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 09:46 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 10:58 PM       
his dad would say "a condom, will i be having sex with a woman?"

and there will be the real paradox
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:17 PM       
Is a furry fetish considered bestiality? I'm just...asking for a friend...yeah...
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 12:45 AM       
I heard that some of those furry suits have a zipper in the front for easy access.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 05:31 AM       
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No. A furry fetish is considered a crime again God.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 06:15 AM       
In contrast to bestiality, which Jesus adores.
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 03:13 AM       
God loves all his creatures , why shouldnt we?
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