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Old May 10th, 2003, 11:40 PM        Prayer to God
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Old May 10th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
SATAN'S angel is writing a prayer? What the fuck has this world come to? Writing to non existant people.
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Old May 10th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
Please put this stuff under "Reccomended Reading" or the "Whiny Goth" forums, mmmkay?
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Old May 10th, 2003, 11:58 PM       
I hate this newbie already.
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Old May 11th, 2003, 12:17 AM       
Give me a blow job and I'll give you your wings back.
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Old May 11th, 2003, 12:38 AM       
I hope you're happy knowing that people are laughing at your poetry, cunt
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Old May 11th, 2003, 01:41 AM       
Dear Jessica:

Piss off. I'm going to have a bear maul your ass the next time you cross the street.

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Old May 11th, 2003, 01:50 AM       
Everyone is going to hate Jessica. Then she's going to post a picture of herself, and *someone* will fall in love with her. coughjamesmancough
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Old May 11th, 2003, 01:54 AM        boink
have I come back in time for a repeat of the great heathermichele war of 2002?
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Old May 11th, 2003, 01:58 AM       
DEAR JESSICA

I DON'T EXIST, CUNT

LOVE, GOD
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Old May 11th, 2003, 02:04 AM       
Hey guys, go easy on her.

Didn't you notice she's from the "land of tears"?
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Old May 11th, 2003, 02:09 AM       
I think we really do have her taken all wrong. I think her s/n is for "Satin's Angel." She must like satin, and who can blame her. It feels so smooth on my shaven nipples.
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Old May 11th, 2003, 02:25 AM       
Not to be the grumy old crab, but arn't characters with exact, carbon copied personas of an annoying newbie who is currently.. Uhh, still active a BAD thing?
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Old May 11th, 2003, 05:46 AM       
I can't BELIEVE how insensitive you guys are.
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Old May 11th, 2003, 08:10 AM       
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Everyone is going to hate Jessica. Then she's going to post a picture of herself, and *someone* will fall in love with her. coughjamesmancough
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Old May 11th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
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Old May 12th, 2003, 10:56 AM       
If I wasn't such a newbie ... I'd ... I'd ... bleh!!!
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Old May 13th, 2003, 02:36 AM       
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Old May 13th, 2003, 03:21 AM       
XxLoserxX, THAT POST WAS ALMOST AS YOUR "right now im listening too Dont Change by grinspoon and after this my hero by foo fighters " POST
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Old May 13th, 2003, 05:34 AM       
Why not quote it? It would have saved time!
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Old May 13th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
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you seriously need to stop your shit with me
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Old May 13th, 2003, 04:51 PM        Re: Prayer to God
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I dont know what to do.
I tried and tried to fix this mess,
thinking i can do this without you.
God, I lost my wings a long time ago
when i stopped believing in you.
But now I need you more then ever
to shine your precious light into my empy soul,
Because I know without it,
I wouldnt be able to live another day,
Living lost in the shadows
Instead of living lost with you.
By: ~Jessica (SatnsAngel)
[/quote]

Someone needs a hug.
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Old May 13th, 2003, 05:33 PM       
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Everyone is going to hate Jessica. Then she's going to post a picture of herself, and *someone* will fall in love with her. coughjamesmancough
No offense to any of the girls here, but I don't find any of them to be really what I find myself attracted to. Take that to mean whatever you want it to, so long as it's funny.

And even if this Jessica person was hot enough to make me bust a nut over, looks aren't everything. I like a girl with a little more substance beyond "Perma-PMS Gothic Baby." Besides, I don't think any sane man could sit in bed and listen to her recite this garbage, not matter how hot a fuck she gave him not 3 minutes earlier.
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Old May 13th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
your making it seen that you dont fantisize about her every 5 minutes :/
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