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Mockery · #1

Here's a long overdue article covering one of my all-time favorite sci-fi action flicks. It was tough narrowing it down to a list of just 10 things, but hopefully I've covered most of the stuff those of you who've seen it would think of and maybe some other things that slipped your mind as well. Off to Mars with ye!

NEW FEATURE: "THE TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT TOTAL RECALL!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/total-recall

Enjoy!

RaNkeri · #2

Awww shucks

I was eagerly waiting for the part with the "SCREEEEEEEW YOOOOOOOO!!" one liner :/

Otherwise this article was pure win. I love that movie

Mockery · #3

Yeah I included that line at the very end actually as an example of one of the many things that couldn't be included in the list. That movie is just too damned entertaining. Anyway, thanks man, glad you enjoyed the article.

Cosmo Electrolux · #4

Great article, Rog...one of my favorite movies!

mburbank · #5

Didn't this movie also feature a sexy dwarf prostitute, or am I thinking of something else?

Oh, and also it was Sharon Stone's only good performance.

"Kon-siddah this a di-voss!"

Fathom Zero · #6

"Hahaha, HAHAHAHA!

You think this is the real Quaid?

Well it is."

BAM.

Mockery · #7

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank

Didn't this movie also feature a sexy dwarf prostitute, or am I thinking of something else?

Oh, and also it was Sharon Stone's only good performance.

Haha yeah there is a dwarf prostitute in it, she even runs into Richter's partner with a knife to his gut. Dwarfs 1, Bad Guys 0.

As for Sharon Stone, she was also in an old Indiana Jones movie rip-off that I used to love. But yeah, this is pretty much everybody's favorite performance of hers... attributed mainly to her workout outfit and the "chick fight" no doubt.