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Old Nov 6th, 2003, 12:44 AM        My cats are cool!
They peed in my Dad's girlfriend's Homemedics Footbath that was under her bed because they thought it was a litterbox

I can't stand her, even though she is in PA and I'm in AZ she still manges to make me want to vomit.
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Old Nov 6th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
OMG GUYZ, I THINK YOU WON THE AWARD FOR BEING THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON ON THE BOARDS! WITH THIS PRIZE, YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT IN THE FACE, HAVE YOUR EARDRUMS BLOWN OUT WITH A BLOW HORN, AND THEN WE GET TO BEAT YOU IN THE BACK WITH A METAL POLE! CONGRATS!
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Old Nov 6th, 2003, 03:25 PM       
that's pretty violent!
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Old Nov 6th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
SHE DESERVES IT FOR BEING SO FUNNY!
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Old Nov 7th, 2003, 02:31 AM       
No, no, I think you deserve it more than I do.
I really can't think of anything else to write because I'm still trying to get over how strangely violent you are.
CALM DOWN MAN, YOU MAY HAVE SOME ISSUES!!!
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 12:27 AM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 01:21 AM       

AMEN TO THAT, MY BROTHA.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 01:45 AM       


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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 04:51 AM       
Man, that picture of the guy with the pipe in his mouth... is that Rosoarch?
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
"Now Hagrid doesn't want to hurt me, so he uses a Modishrinkus charm on himself. Here, Hagrid"

As Hagrid fumbled with his belt, Harry remembered that he had been expelled from Hogwarts in his third year and so hadn't been taught many of the charms and spells other magicians knew. He probably didn't know this charm either, which was why Professor McGonagall was going to do it for him.

As Hagrid hesitantly brought his cock out, Harry and Ron looked at each other. No doubt this was embarrassing for Hagrid who at the best of times was not a great people person. At the collective gasp of the class they both looked back at Hagrid.

His cock was huge. Being twice the size of a normal man, Harry was (almost) prepared to see a foot-long cock, twice the girth of a normal one. But Hagrid's cock was 18 inches long, 10 inches around and surrounded by a mass of black hair. As he dropped his trousers in his hurry to cover his crotch, Harry noticed that his balls were the size of tennis balls, hanging a good four inches below his cock.

"Damn," said Ron, breaking into Harry's thoughts. "He's still growing!"

That was true. While the embarrassment of the first moment had prevented Hagrid from getting aroused, the fact that 15 girls were staring like they were looking at the crown jewels had begun to get to Hagrid. He was beginning to get an erection. The fact that Professor McGonagall had reached under his cock and was fondling his balls probably also had something to do with it. Harry looked at Hermione out of the corner of his eye. She was looking almost catatonic. As he watched, her tip of her tongue emerged to wet her parted lips.

"You'll have to see Hagrid in a turgid state to see what I mean when I say that he could hurt me. Also, you must realize that the modify charms work in different quantum for different witches and wizards. I grow to about twice my normal size. As you can see, that would clearly not be enough."

Hagrid's cock was now two and a half feet long and diameter of a normal man's forearm. It was standing erect like a flag mast, pulsing with his heartbeat. She stoked it gently, looking almost wistful. Damn, thought Harry, she wants it that size! Hagrid was looking like a happy puppy.

Professor McGonagall took her hand off Hagrid's cock, stepped back a couple of feet and lifted her arm to use the shrinking charm. Next to Harry, Hermione moaned gently. Looking out of the corner of his eye, Harry couldn't clearly see what she was doing, but he noticed that while her right hand still held her quill, her left hand was below the table.

"Modishrinkus!"

Hagrid's cock shrank to about three-fourth it's original size, though it was still bigger than anything Harry could imagine and it was still erect, pulsing as before. There's no way McGonagall could fuck that, thought Harry. She'd probably get a torn cunt.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 07:56 PM       
lol :/
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 08:15 PM       
That was interesting James.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 08:16 PM       
I had a cat once.

It ate your baby.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 08:18 PM       
zing!
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 08:22 PM       
No, the DINGO ate my baby!
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 08:28 PM       
you should not have put peanut butter on your baby.

or your rectum, but i bet that even the dingo would not eat that.
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 11:22 PM       
George your comments are just plain stupid and unfunny! I'm fucking pissed that I wasted my time reading them!! Damn You!!!
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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
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you should not have put peanut butter on your baby.

or your rectum, but i bet that even the dingo would not eat that.
LOL!!
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 12:50 PM       
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that's pretty violent!
Well actually cutiing someones stomach open, putting fish hooks into their back and connecting the hooks to the garge door is more brutal. Once you open the garage door their guts will fall out.
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 01:00 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 04:01 PM       
That's just sick. Some of you people really are starting to scare me
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 10:42 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2003, 11:14 PM       
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