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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 09:04 PM        I thought I heared a noise............
Are you sure your equipment is working? I've got no pulese here either. What are you saying Doctor!? No pupilary response, no pulse and your temperature is 70 degrees!. What are you saying doctor, that I'm dead? Well dead would mean your not walking around and talking to me! What are those screams I hear..........

brains.......

What is that? It sounds like people screaming........

BRAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNSS!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRTGGGGGG BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!

Father there are peoplpe comming out of the ground, at least a hundred of those things out there, horrible, weve got to call the police!



but, but , but, the phone ..........



Hello operator get me the police this is an emergency...........



SMASH

BRAAAAAAAAAINSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So much for the 80's!
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 09:12 PM       
Look, all I know is that they got sprayed with some kind of chemical.



What chemical
I dont know
What do you mean you dont know
Look all I know is that the it came from the military thats all I know.

YOUR DEAD< YOUR DEAD MAN YOUR GOING TO TURN INTO ONE OF THOSE THINGS OUT THERE!
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 09:16 PM       
What do you want......

BRAINS

Why do you want brains?

IT MAKES THE PAIN .......................... GO AWAY
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 09:19 PM       
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 09:22 PM       
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Hi, I'm donna, the commercial you just saw hopefully got you thinking about a career in medical billing and coding. Your credit score could be affected by zombies or the living dead. WIth evilrobotfreecreditscore.com you have access to the status of your brains.
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 09:23 PM       
HAAAAAAA HAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGG AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.........

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.


Weve got to lock the door your know that right?
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 09:24 PM       
I've got a man down.





Hold it right there or Ill blow your BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 09:27 PM       
Theres one thing in this world that can relive my suffering.

What, what is it I forgot your name cause I wasnt really paying attention just then?
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iT'S ....... it's......
Yes?


It's ............
BRAINSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 03:12 AM       
there's already a thread for pain management
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 02:02 PM       
you people already have rights and desegregated fountains now you want our brains too?!
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