jesus saves!

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

http://objective.jesussave.us

just thought everyone should see this.

[Big Papa Goat]

Savatage! Music Forum!

[Perndog]

Logic dictates that if evolutionism is true and the eye was built incrementally over time from nothing to its present state of functional wholeness, then it must have at some point in the past been only half of an eye.

Only a moment's thought on this supposed ancestral eye lets us see that there would be problems: How would this eye be moved in its socket if it wasn't a smooth spherical shape? What would stop the seepage of light through the top? How would the lens keep from being deformed if it was not held equally on all sides? How would the eye jelly have kept from spilling out of the opened bowl of the half-eye?

LOL

This is a creation scientist mocking the ridiculous assertions of "evolutionists" - he is being completely sincere. I used to think these fundamentalists were just a little nuts. Now I know they're absolutely stupid. There are a thousand different ways I could make fun of this article, but none of them is really necessary in the face of the utter, almost painful idiocy of the whole thing.

The people on this website just lowered my average opinion of humans by about 5%.

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

I forget about the gem of the entire site, the pages meant for children: http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html. Here it states that dinosaurs are not dead, and that if you don't belive in god you drink too much coffee and hate everything.

[Jeanette X]

Dinosaurs are "gentle behemoths"?
I want a pet velociraptor.

[Dole]

"if you don't belive in god you drink too much coffee and hate everything."

Frighteningly accurate.

[Perndog]

Hey, I don't drink coffee, and I don't hate everything. Just everyone.

[Spooky]

http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html

FUNNIEST PAGE EVER

edit: if i was a hacker, this page would be defaced right about now.

[Bennett]

share your faith with carved vegetables.

[Spooky]

the guestbook is damn funny, too, its a bunch of goth kids going "LOL GOD SUX U ARE ALL GAY"



I added something to it, initially. I was hoping it was full of people saying things like "thanks for the great site! praise jesus!"

but my hopes were crushed.

[Stabby]

This website has got to be a joke. Right?

I mean, just look at their Zounds Youth Rock Ministry page.


Fred "Skeet" Hoskins? Lead Singer?
"Shouts out to OBJECTIVE: Ministries"???

They want to change the flag to put the word "GOD" on it??
Please tell me this is a joke site...

[Crimson Ghost]

Can jesus kill my boss? Please....

[Rez]

I LIKE THE LINK THEY GIVES.

this is our internet

[Spectre X]

everybody in favour of blasting the stupid out of the universe say aye.

AYE!

[FS]

It's got to be either an elaborate satire, or a site by people who're looking for exactly the kind of responses they're getting.

Originally Posted by On the Halloween page, they

Jesus Himself preached to the whores and money changers, the very people most in need of his Love. These unsaved trick-or-treaters - innocent children tricked by secular society and their non-Christian parents into participating in occult rituals - are exactly the ones in need of the Good News of Christ. And there they are, right on your door step!

They're comparing children to whores

[Rez]

the fratelli gang are jersk

[AChimp]

I think this is a joke. It seems a little far-fetched that people could get all up in arms about how many nails they stuck in Jesus.

Wait, nevermind.

[Immortal Goat]

Question number one:Deat God in heaven, is it truly possible that there are people out there that can blatently ignore the facts that science provides us and say they believe in a book that is mostly fiction?

Question number two: Why isn't this thread under the Philosophy/sociology/RELIGION/news/etc. forum?

[Bennett]

question no. 3: does a moment go by when you don't attack christianity? I don't believe in it either, but you blasting your science this, christians are so stupid bullshit is just as bad as the bible thumpers, so drop it.

question no. 4: ya' think it's a joke?

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Stabby

They want to change the flag to put the word "GOD" on it??
Please tell me this is a joke site...

The current Flag of the United States of America (for the benefit of non-Americans and poorly educated Public School graduates). While beautiful, an ignorant foreigner might mistakenly suspect we were Astrologists or some sort of Stripe Fetishists instead of proper Christians

[Immortal Goat]

Were you talking to me, Bennet? Because if you were, then you obviously did NOT read my post. Nowhere in it did I attack the whole of Christianity. I have no problem with Christianity, and many of my friends are Christian. What I DO have a problem with is when people are purposely ignorant of what has been proven to be factall for the sake of keeping their faith. If there faith depends on following the bible word-for-word, then their faith is not strong, but rather the reverse. They find comfort in the words of the Bible, fine, but to lock yourself away within it's contents is nothing but ignorance. They fear the truth just as they fear hell.

I like Christians, I like Christianity. I do NOT like ignorant people, and that is what the people that wrote that article are. The book of Genesis was invented for the same reason that ALL mythology was invented. To explain what could not be explained. Now that there is science, the book of revelation is no more factual than anything you would read in a High-School mythology book.

[kellychaos]

Congrats! You've just turned a thread that was making fun of a website into something that SHOULD be on the philosophy forum. :irony

[Bennett]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3993

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...r=asc&start=50

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6282

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6268

you have some issues with religion, which is fine, but the way in which you engage in discourse about it is not. There are things that will never be explained. Personally, I find it hard to believe that people believe in the things they do. But I do not believe that it is EVER my place to say that it is stupid to believe in something.
(which in essence you did by saying: "there are people out there that can blatently ignore the facts that science provides us and say they believe in a book that is mostly fiction? "

People have faith in certain things... and if I choose to tell them that they are stupid I am just as bad as that asshole that comes up to me while I'm smoking a cigarette at the bus station and asks, "Do you know if you're going to heaven when you die?"
I Lie and tell him that I am because I've accepted Jesus Christ as my savior... He's happy to have come across another good christian brother and I'm happy that he left me alone.

Regardless, this website is a joke (literally).

goddamnit can we move this thread now?

[Rez]

"Darth Maul": Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like "mall". Coincidence?


Teens:
Called "Mall Rats" in their nihilistic Secular culture, they can often be found hanging around malls after public school doing nothing constructive. Teens paradoxically desire to be "different" but also to fit in. Use this contradiction to your advantage by pointing out how all the people around them are "tools to Secularism" while offering them the chance to join in the Love of Christ. Emphasize "coolness" of Jesus and offer "Radical Salvation". Secularized teens usually can't read too well, so hand out colorful stickers instead of pamphlets.

[Mockery]

"Share your faith with carved vegetables"

I guarantee you, if any pumpkin was going to be smashed by yours truly on Halloween, that one would be the #1 on my list.

"Hand out Bible tracts not candy"

These are EXACTLY the kind of people that I absolutely despise.