Penile Problem

[Zhukov]

I am having trouble getting a stiffy over a girl that I think I might be in love with. In fact, I can't get it up at all.

She is really hot and really nice, but I just can't seem to wank over her. Literally or otherwise. This can't be normal! What do I do?!

Other birds are not a problem - It's just her. Not that she's the problem. It's me.

No we haven't shagged.



Only post here if you have something worthwhile to say, or if it is really funny.

[kellychaos]

So does your mother know about your feelings toward her?

[Jeanette X]

Its probably just plain nervousness and anxiety. Most impotence (particularly in young men) is psychological.

[kellychaos]

I think Jeannete is in the ballpark but anxiety about what? What was your relationship to her prior to your current feelings? Does she have a relationship to someone else who's close to you, ect?

[Zhukov]

My mother.... Hilarious.


Anxiety, hmmmm.....


Our current relationship would be "a bit more than friends".
Prior to that it was admiring from affar.

I t probably is nervousness, but I really don't think of her in a sexual way either - despite activley trying. It sounds weird, but I would rather not 'go it'.

Thanks for for your good suggestions.

[kellychaos]

Is it possible that the girls that you ARE able to "wank" over are easier to "wank" over because you know that, most likely, they are girls that you'll never have a chance to hook up with (i.e. stuck-up girls, cheerleaders, girls in magazines & movies, ect.) and that this situation, representing a real possibility? I'm not trying to be insulting, it's just that you're age and other specifics about your situation are vague to me. By the way, if the friend thing works for now, roll with it as long as she's not taking advantage of you (example: shoulder to cry on about other guys ).

[Zhukov]

I understand what you are saying. I might have to think it over for a while.


The "friend thing"... I don't think anybody cares enough for me to disclose the trials and tribulations...

....Which I am positive did not contribute to my 'problem'!

Although I do give her alot and don't get much back, its no biggie. I like the abuse.





Thanks. Unfortunatley now everyone knows I am an impotent wanker.

[Johnny Horton]

You'll understand when you're more mature.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

I'm guessing that Zhukov is an impotent fag. :/

[SLjimbo]

[Jeanette X]

I knew it was just a matter of time before someone post a picture of Dole.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum

I'm guessing that Zhukov is an impotent fag. :/

Another relavent contribution to intelligent conversation by Mr. Tenenbaum. Good work, sir.

[LegoLars]

[quote=Another relavent contribution to intelligent conversation by Mr. Tenenbaum. Good work, sir. [/quote]

Another relavent contribution to intelligent converasation by kellychaos. Good work, sir.

[SLjimbo]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

I knew it was just a matter of time before someone post a picture of Dole.

Sorry, I just couldn't help myself