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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 03:08 PM       
I don' t like anyone......period.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 03:35 PM       
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 03:56 PM       
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I'm really glad that you guys look over and dismiss character traits of females and go right for the appearance factor. Deep, thoughtful and moving.
Well maybe if that's what this thread was about we'd be talking about those things maybe you dumb cunt
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 04:42 PM       
Wow. "Cunt" that's not repetitive at all

Personally I'd have to say untalented "artistic" adult women who still think they're teenagers and brag about their pregnancy because shitting out a brat will be the greatest thing they've ever accomplished in their lives.

See, told you guys everything turns into a mock war.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 05:02 PM       
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 05:02 PM       
stay away from my man b*tch
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 05:26 PM       
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 05:56 PM       
I am not offended by much but, by gosh, I will defend the rights of anyone who is offended by everything. It's the American way.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 08:07 PM       
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i think pretentious, loud-mouthed, big-tittied windbags who can't take a joke and think the world of themselves while claiming to defend the fairer of the sexes are shit.

not shitstorm

but

shit.
You've hit my character assessment right on the nail, glowbelly. Plus I AM a shit! I give you lots of credit for that even though it doesn't take finger puppets and slide rule to figure it out. Hell if mubert had me pegged, I figure any other poster here with an IQ comparable to a 7 watt bulb would too.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:38 PM       
I'm not saying that after I get to know the girl, I'll still hate her. I might be able to block out the drone of the voice, or ignore any other imperfection.

But it like happening upon a Car sleeper. At first glance, you see this piece of shit rusting away. But then you slid into her, and feel her power, feel her heart, and you bust a lugnut and twist the drivetrain cause she is so fucking sweet.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 10:08 PM       
Stupid tattoos, exceptionally bad taste in music, generic taste in movies, a dislike for the 80s, crappy opinions, terra. All turn offs ya'll.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 10:21 PM       
I don't like what everyone else considers 'HOT'. I'm not into make-up or real skinny chicks.

I like cute faces, a lot!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 02:03 AM       
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i think pretentious, loud-mouthed, big-tittied windbags who can't take a joke and think the world of themselves while claiming to defend the fairer of the sexes are shit.

not shitstorm

but

shit.
You've hit my character assessment right on the nail, glowbelly. Plus I AM a shit! I give you lots of credit for that even though it doesn't take finger puppets and slide rule to figure it out. Hell if mubert had me pegged, I figure any other poster here with an IQ comparable to a 7 watt bulb would too.
What a stupid bitch.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 02:14 AM       
Yes I agree, glowbelly is a stupid bitch!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 02:46 AM       
Duh-Gah?!?(double take)

Wah-Wah-wwaaaahhhh
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:01 AM       
Fuck all of you fucktards!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:58 AM       
blah blah blah...because shitting out a brat will be the greatest thing they've ever accomplished in their lives.

umm, i'm not ashamed to admit at all that this very well might be the single greatest thing i ever accomplish. i don't know why anyone would be.

You've hit my character assessment right on the nail, glowbelly. Plus I AM a shit!

i'm sad that i can't hit your head on a nail, but just to clarify something for you:

you are shit. not "a" shit, but shit. there's a difference. "a" shit is a kinda cutesy, sugary term for a nuisance. what you are is a messy, unpleasant, embarassing pile of waste.

fartin: i don't know how many times i have to tell you: THAT IS NOT ONE OF MY PHOTOS.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 12:12 PM       
I hate the girls who act depressed and say their life is so bad when its not. Big turn off
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 07:02 PM       
i likes the girls with glasses, they is teh sexs
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 07:09 PM       
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 07:09 PM       
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fartin: i don't know how many times i have to tell you: THAT IS NOT ONE OF MY PHOTOS.

You know I love you in a creepy uncle kind of way :/
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 07:30 PM       
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call the love doctor, im a terminal case!

anyways, ive already got a girl with glasses so thats me happy
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 07:32 PM       
Glowbelly looks like she is aboot to say "Did you do your homework young man?"
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 04:27 AM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
When they act to fit their racial stereotype.
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