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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 05:40 PM        daniel in the lions den pt 2...
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i bet he voted for bush...
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 03:11 AM       
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“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 04:36 AM       
what the hell would the result be? lions who go to church and eat wafers? the lions volenteering for charity work at christmas? a new lion-messiah? what was going through this mad, mad, mad mans mind?
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 07:47 AM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 08:45 AM       
If he was sensible he could have started with chickens and worked his way up. If the chickens weren't into it, he could have decided the lions probably wouldn't be either.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 12:24 PM       
even the pentecostal freaks aren't trying to convert the snakes they're handling.
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