Sorry for ye olde double post, but the edit button here keeps having an error.
To the mod 2 posts above me, Chojin:
Nice sig.
My friend (yes I have them) has that game.
Its nice.
Fucking impossible to find it in the states though.
Like Klonoa.
As long as I'm here I might as well mention this:
I am proud to be a cunt.
I am a troll in many forums.
I dont know why.
I get a sick pleasure out of it. (not masturbation you deranged people)
Really my trollishness* stems from my typing. I type weirdly. Trollishness is not a word.
My vocabulary needs expansion.
But just so you guys know, feel free to make fun of me and everything I say.
I came here to have a good time, and hell, if that means watching you guys try and humiliate me, then fire away.
Cause I care very little.
In fact, I care none.
Mainly because I dont know any of you.
......
I think....
I will stretch out this post as long as possible to give you people more "material" to work with.
After all I dont post often. And if we are turning all my posts into a flaming comedy routine then I might as well keep these posts long and annoying and filled with corn. Right? Am I right? (say "No" for comedy)
So......
Hmmm.
Bad Jokes Time.
"A boy comes back from college. His father asks him "What dd you learn in college today, son?" and the boy replies " I learned that Pie=r squared."
Wait.
Stop.
This joke isnt funny when its typed.
I'm too lazy to go to the character map and look up the symbol for "pi" or for subscripts.
different joke?
Yes, whether you want it or not.
"What did the Mexican Fireman name his children?"
"Jose and HoseB"
Its better if you say it out loud.
But either way it still sucks.
Yeah.
I am running out of things to type.
This could be because its 2 in the morning.
So.......hmm. What to discuss.
We could always talk about the time rats infested my house because the farmer across the street unbaled all his hay.
Or....
(I love the 'enter' key)
We could talk about the time I killed a cat.
That was fun.
Peices of cat were flying out from under the truck.
Roffle on my waffle.
Sorry for you cat lovers out there.
I love pussies too, dont worry.
Score one for innuendo.
Score none for obvious innuendo.
Blah blah blah.
Anyone been to animationshow.com?
Meh.
More bad jokes time I think:
Allright, this one is kind of 'gross' in a puppet sense:
"What's long and green and smells like Miss Piggy?"
"Kermit's finger"
Yes, I could change finger to penis, but thats far too obvious dont you think? Do you think? do you even exsist? Do I exsist? Does my exsistence count on your thinking I exsist?
If I were to beleive you dont exsist, would you vanish from my world?
These are things I think about, when I think. Which is a rare occurance. Currency. Money is good.
It is 2:20 Am.
And friday night.
And I am on teh interweb.
How very sad.
I should be out.
I should be getting my funk on somewhere.
But I'm not.
I am here. Talking to you.
Why?
Because I can.
And because I have no social life tonight.
Which means I can devote all my time to you, the Mormons.
In other news: PSP and DS are competing for best new handheld.
BUT, which one will prove to be the superior system?
Why did the 32X and Master System have t die?
DAMN YOU BUDDAH!
You always steal away everything I love!
You fat green bastard.
Always sitting. Never standing.
Never wearing a proper shirt.
I should go to bed.
Not because I'm tired but because I have crap to do tommorow.
What kind of crap, you splutter?
Crappy crap.
No.
Not really.
There is a Greek Festival tommorow
And Zekey likey to eat greek food. Zekey also likey talky in 3rd person just to be aggravating.
Oh yes.
I am that cool.
Oh whats this?
I seem to have found an old 8track cassette.
It will make a lovely hat.
Or condom for an alien.
Do aliens use condoms?
Do aliens have sex?
Do aliens have genders?
Do aliens reproduce?
Do aliens even exsist?
Is this too many emoticons?:
:/
:/
:/
Its an emoticon parade!
"Wheres the marching band, Mommy?"
"I cant see anything sweetie, Mommy is drunk off her ass."
Wow.
I have written a novel of bullshit above me.
Yay. Now people can read it and make nasty comments.
But thats enough for tonight.
Or is it?
*dramatic record music plays between asterisks*
Yes it is.
I bid you all adieu.
If that's how adieu is spelled.
Bon Voyage?
So long?
Chow?
Chowder!
I love clam chowder. But most places sevre so little clam in it.
Okay.
I am actually going to end this post now.
Really.
Oh lordy lordy!
It's going to end right...........about..................now.
I lied.
Some of you might think I am an attention whore.
But contrary to popular b-leaf I am not.
I am just a bored sad little man.
Watching you all.
From my sad little screen in my sad little office.
Giggling.
Always.
Always giggling.
tl;dr
me neither you must me CRAZY or something 
ROFLMAO
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