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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 05:53 PM        Do you think Angelina Jolie is pretty?
I used to think she was hot, especially in Tomb Raider, but yesterday I saw Girl Interrupted and I'm really disgusted by her since then. Her face looks like it's made of wax and her lips are grotesque. She's totally not my thing anymore.

I'm still really not sure. On second thought, I'd say that she is sexy, but not pretty. I would fuck her but I would not want to live alongside her grotesque face.

So yeah, what's your opinion guys? Girls can respodn too but only if they're not gonna be jealous and act all "yeah she's totally a witch" and "I'm sure her eyes are a fake".
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 06:32 PM       
I like her fat lips and big tits. The rest I don't know much about because I have never seen it.
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 06:44 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 06:56 PM       
IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SOME HOT CHICKS
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 07:02 PM       
AND THEN SOME AM I RIGHT GUYS?

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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 08:48 AM       
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 11:50 AM       
i still trying to figure whether if uma thurman is hot or not.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 12:04 PM       
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i still trying to figure whether if uma thurman is hot or not.
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I think her face is too thin or something. And shes pretty old.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 02:37 PM       
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i still trying to figure whether if uma thurman is hot or not.
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I think her face is too thin or something. And shes pretty old.
33 or 34 isn't old, dipshit.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 05:09 PM        Re: Do you think Angelina Jolie is pretty?
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Girls can respodn too but only if they're not gonna be jealous and act all "yeah she's totally a witch" and "I'm sure her eyes are a fake".
What the fuck? Of all the retarded internet surveys answered by straight girls I've ever seen, when asked "whos the hottest female celebrity" the answer is always "i'm not gay, but (if there is a but) I'd totally do Angelina Jolie." It's like a cliche.

If you think all girls are threatened by famous, genuinely attractive girls then there must be something wrong with the women you hang out with.

Whatever, I'm critisizing a "LETS TALK ABOUT HOT CHICKS " thread.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 06:23 PM       
So does that mean we can comment on hot celebrity guys? Errr... I mean uh... Not that I would want to but... Uh... lol

Also, Angelina Jolie and Uma Thurman are like that chick on Seinfeld. In the good light, she seems hot. In bad light... AHHHH!
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 08:13 PM        Re: Do you think Angelina Jolie is pretty?
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I used to think she was hot, especially in Tomb Raider, but yesterday I saw Girl Interrupted and I'm really disgusted by her since then. Her face looks like it's made of wax and her lips are grotesque. She's totally not my thing anymore.

I'm still really not sure. On second thought, I'd say that she is sexy, but not pretty. I would fuck her but I would not want to live alongside her grotesque face.

So yeah, what's your opinion guys? Girls can respodn too but only if they're not gonna be jealous and act all "yeah she's totally a witch" and "I'm sure her eyes are a fake".
You're a moron. She was SUPPOSED to look gross in that movie....She was in a mental ward and played someone mental.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 09:08 PM       
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 05:21 AM        Re: Do you think Angelina Jolie is pretty?
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You're a moron. She was SUPPOSED to look gross in that movie....She was in a mental ward and played someone mental.
well a girl should still take care of herself y'know, or she'll never land herself a husband
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 02:19 PM       
does she really have fake eyes?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 04:42 PM       
There are better out there, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 05:12 AM       
The internet .....a place for ugly nerds to wax lyrical on which visions of female beauty they would lower themselves to have sex with.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 05:26 AM       
Exactly.

Was it true that her breasts were computer-enhanced in the movies or is that a load of shit?

Also, no, she isn't pretty. The movies are shite too.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 05:32 AM       
I'd hit it (with my penis in the vagina).
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:46 AM       
Angelina Jolie is one of the most insanely attractive women on earth and if you can't see that you have no right in having a penis.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:14 PM       
Do I think Angelina Jolie is pretty what?
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Old Nov 24th, 2004, 03:37 PM       
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