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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Thrill World
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Mar 4th, 2005, 11:25 AM
Some guy posted an auction on E-bay, and claimed that he was from the year 2146. He wrote down some interesting facts about the future, such as:
15. Vegetarians are horrified to learn that, not only do vegetables have feelings, but they also write incredible poetry.
Here's the Seller Q&A section:
Questions from other buyers for this listing
Q: I notice you bought one other item on Ebay previously. What was it, if I may be so bold? Answered on Mar-03-05
A: I bought a watch for my great great grandfather. He exists during your time.
Q: Why is the picture of your Cephalopod President Bruce the first picture that comes up on an Image search for 'octopus' on Google? Answered on Mar-03-05
A: He's the President or the World. He's a powerful creature. It was how he won the war against Google.
Q: Have the time traveling mice made themselves known yet in 2146? Answered on Mar-03-05
A: They were eaten by pandimensional cats.
Q: how many walmarts are on the moon? Answered on Mar-03-05
A: None. The moon was used to shift our orbit by 2 miles (we basically pushed off the moon and accidentally destroyed it).
Q: Will the Cubs ever win a World Series? Answered on Mar-03-05
A: No. And the Red Sox won't win again either. Yankees fans now chant "2004", mocking how long it's been.
Q: If you can wire money back in time, then can you get rich by interest? Answered on Mar-03-05
A: Wiring money back into time is a violation of the timespace treaty of 2030.
Q: Is the screenplay to be sold in 2005 or in 2146? If royalties are acquired in 2146, can you wire the money back to the winner in 2005? Answered on Mar-03-05
A: The screenplay will be sold in your lifetime, so worry not. And some friendly advice - Unplug your toaster next Friday.
Q: Do you know John Titor? Answered on Mar-03-05
A: John never really travelled back in time. He merely used another temporary fold in space to post online. He created years of damage with his posts, and was hung for spacetime treason in 2037
Q: Hi. If I win your auction do I pay now or in 2146? Thank you. Answered on Mar-03-05
A: Hi. You would pay now (your 2005) and I would instantly have the money in the future. Isn't technology great?
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