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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 07:52 PM        TSUNAMI JOKES
How do you say "oh shit" in Sri Lankan?

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Why did the Asian go to Wal Mart?

BECAUSE THE TSUNAMI PUSHED HIM THERE


What did the Indian boy get for his birthday?

Killed by the tsunami




Why did God send the tsunami?

THERE IS NO GOD



Why was the Sri Lankan crying?

Because his family was killed by the tsunami




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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:10 PM       
In all seriousness this thread is pretty bad
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:12 PM       
that's why its in mock wars
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:33 PM       
I hate racist jokes. It's low and for hater red-necks.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:46 PM       
what about jokes about 9/11
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 12:18 AM       
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I hate racist jokes. It's low and for hater red-necks.

You're stupid.
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 12:26 AM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 12:51 AM       
Whats Thailands national dance?

The wave


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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 01:52 AM       
why did god send a tsunami

a. you shouldnt question gods will he has a plan for all of us
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 05:29 PM       
How many asians died in the Tsunami?

Who cares?
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 05:35 PM       
How did all the tsunami victims keep clean when all their plumbing facilities were demolished?

They washed up on shore.


I'm going to hell for that.
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 05:47 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 06:15 PM       
Anyone who posts on here is automatically going to hell.
Can we tell cripple jokes too while we're at it?
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 08:24 PM       
Only if they're about crippled Tsunami victims. And even then, no.
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 08:26 PM       
Why did the indian cross the road?
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TO AVOID THE GIANT WAVE OF DEATH!
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 08:40 PM       
how many able bodied people does it take to screw in a lightblub?


one.

(im going to forum hell for referencing south park)
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Old Jan 21st, 2005, 08:58 PM       
Why did the americans run to the beach?

Because the brown people were running away
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Old Jan 21st, 2005, 09:06 PM       
Did you hear that Santa was too busy to visit Sri Lanka this year?



Instead he gave them a big wave as he went by.
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Old Jan 21st, 2005, 11:03 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2005, 11:12 PM       
that one is saucy.
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Old Jan 21st, 2005, 11:23 PM       
Thats terrible.
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Old Feb 16th, 2005, 12:31 AM       
whats a tsunami?

a big party where the booze don't stop
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Old Feb 16th, 2005, 12:48 AM       
I really laughed at Johnny Tsunami..
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Old Feb 16th, 2005, 12:22 PM       
There was a new record broken during the Gunston 500 Surfboard Competition held recently.

The amazing thing was that the record was broken by an asian passing by, standing on a cupboard.
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