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Old Feb 16th, 2005, 02:31 PM       
A man walked into a quiet bar.

He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm.

He placed them one beside the other upon the bar.

He had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the bartender.

The bartender was surprised, but experienced enough to have learned not
to ask people about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't
mention the ducks.

They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks
had to go to the restroom.

He left the ducks there on the bar.

The bartender was alone with the ducks.

There was an awkward silence as they all looked at one another.

The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little
conversation.

"Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.

"Huey," replied the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day!
What else could a duck want?" said the duck.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.

Then he said to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?", he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. If I had the chance on another day I'd do the same again"
said the duck in reply.

So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be
Louie?"


....


....



"No," SHE said, "my name is Puddles."

"And don't even ask what kind of day I've had.".
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Old Feb 16th, 2005, 02:32 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2005, 01:44 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2005, 09:15 PM       
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A man walked into a quiet bar.

He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm.

He placed them one beside the other upon the bar.

He had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the bartender.

The bartender was surprised, but experienced enough to have learned not
to ask people about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't
mention the ducks.

They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks
had to go to the restroom.

He left the ducks there on the bar.

The bartender was alone with the ducks.

There was an awkward silence as they all looked at one another.

The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little
conversation.

"Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.

"Huey," replied the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day!
What else could a duck want?" said the duck.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.

Then he said to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?", he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. If I had the chance on another day I'd do the same again"
said the duck in reply.

So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be
Louie?"


....


....



"No," SHE said, "my name is Puddles."

"And don't even ask what kind of day I've had.".
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Old Feb 17th, 2005, 10:32 PM       
I had a dream about a tsunami and when I woke up my pillow was gone!
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Old Feb 18th, 2005, 04:52 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2005, 09:47 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2005, 08:20 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2005, 08:35 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2005, 08:43 PM       
lol i just killed your family and destroyed your house lol
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Old Feb 18th, 2005, 09:54 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2005, 10:01 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2005, 06:07 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 02:28 PM       
Heres a good joke:

Whats arrowxs national dance?

Hes fat.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 02:32 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 02:34 PM       
LOL Hes at school right now, so am i, i decided i havent been ehre for a while and his locker is beside mine and i realised hes fat, so i decided to come here. =]
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 02:42 PM       
And the award for bieng ArrowX's IRL friend goes to....
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 02:47 PM       
=O where did i say i was his friend? im hurt.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 04:40 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 04:57 PM       
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Wow, can u read? We are not friends, we are just both nerds. So we visit this site.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2005, 05:43 PM       
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I bet you just hurt ArrowX's feelings.

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD.
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