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Old May 11th, 2006, 12:18 PM        People PLEASE! Stop using floppys, and use a flash drive.
Seriously, who the fuck uses floppys anymore? Why do we still have these floppy drives? Those memory sticks hold more, and aren't easily corruptible like floppys. Plus, they'll last a hell of a lot longer. Next time you buy a PC or laptop, ask if you can switch out the floppy for something more useful, like a front USB or Firewire port, or a poop sock or whatever.

So yeah, flash drives. Buy one, attach 'em to a keychain, and never fucking look back.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 12:59 PM       
Hey! I couldn't play Leisure suit Larry without my floppy drive.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 01:14 PM       
I found one in the free disk box at school.

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Old May 11th, 2006, 03:01 PM       
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the only person i've known who loved that game called himself that online, had been raped by his mother repeatedly in his early adolescence, and lived with his wife and her lesbian lover.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 03:08 PM       
Indeed the LSL series is generally credited as being the worst thing in the world.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 05:36 PM       
Not worse than Superman 64.

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Old May 11th, 2006, 06:00 PM       
All Sierra adventure games sucked. ALL OF THEM!
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Old May 11th, 2006, 06:52 PM       
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Not worse than Superman 64.

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I can't belive I wanted to play that at one time.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 07:29 PM       
So... Who's buying the new Superman game?
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Old May 11th, 2006, 08:20 PM       
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and lived with his wife and her lesbian lover.
That's probably not nearly as hot as it sounds, is it?
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Old May 11th, 2006, 08:34 PM       
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All Sierra adventure games sucked. ALL OF THEM!
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Old May 11th, 2006, 09:06 PM       
Conquest of Camelot changed my life for the BETTER, back in middle school.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 10:22 PM       
Mine was Lord of the Realms. I'm wasn't into adventure games way back when.
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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:42 AM       
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and lived with his wife and her lesbian lover.
That's probably not nearly as hot as it sounds, is it?
She means real lesbians, Emu.

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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:47 AM       
After seeing those ladies I've got a floppy



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Old May 12th, 2006, 10:22 AM       
You mean the ladies on my girls gone wild tape aren't 4 real?
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Old May 12th, 2006, 01:50 PM       
Well, Emu, have you ever noticed how some of the girls don't smile all the time? Like, maybe they aren't enjoying it? They're glazed, drunken eyes and sexy demeanor hide how they really feel? They feel like they have an empty feeling in the pit of their stomach. Like something's missing. Well there is. Their dignity. And Jesus. By giving in to the horrible sin of lust, they've forsaken their covenant with God, and they're on a love train...plummenting straight to hell. And you, like the perverted monkey you are, continue to fund them, each new installment condemning more virgin souls to the underworld.

But alas, there is hope! I want you to get on your knees now, and together we can pray for your forgivness. And then we can pray that these would be harlots and succubi will turn their lives around IN THE NAME OF JESUS, AMEN!
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